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JWalker72

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I'm about to break a 4-year drought in trolling. My target... you guessed it, young Mr. Rice. I've decided to do my first every troll, so any and all advice would be appreciated. If he bites on the first one I'll post a link. Or copy and paste for those of you without access.

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Link if interested... think I have him going pretty good... this is sorta dirty fun!
 
IF I was wanting to troll Rice, I’d start a thread about how Kam Pettway proved this weekend that he’s still a better back than KJ when healthy.

I’d point to how KJ has only racked up yards and TDs against absolutely garbage offenses and how KJ couldn’t even avg 3 ypc against this shitty Arkansas defense
 
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EverythingGucci said:
start a thread saying how AUBURN should cut ties with AUM
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MomentInTheSun said:
IF I was wanting to troll Rice, I’d start a thread about how Kam Pettway proved this weekend that he’s still a better back than KJ when healthy.

I’d point to how KJ has only racked up yards and TDs against absolutely garbage offenses and how KJ couldn’t even avg 3 ypc against this shitty Arkansas defense
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@died

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Troll rice? Start a thread that is titled, "Men With Fat Wives". When you open a thread have a picture of him and his wife. Act completely floored when he gets upset and starts calling you a creeper. Tell him his anger needs to go towards google images. Act dumber than he does and suggest it was a coincidence.
 
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Gran_Polla said:
Troll rice? Start a thread that is titled, "Men With Fat Wives". When you open a thread have a picture of him and his wife. Act completely floored when he gets upset and starts calling you a creeper. Tell him his anger needs to go towards google images. Act dumber than he does and suggest it was a coincidence.
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Gran_Polla said:
Troll rice? Start a thread that is titled, "Men With Fat Wives". When you open a thread have a picture of him and his wife. Act completely floored when he gets upset and starts calling you a creeper. Tell him his anger needs to go towards google images. Act dumber than he does and suggest it was a coincidence.
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Only problem with this is it would get deleted instantly
 
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Gran_Polla said:
Troll rice? Start a thread that is titled, "Men With Fat Wives". When you open a thread have a picture of him and his wife. Act completely floored when he gets upset and starts calling you a creeper. Tell him his anger needs to go towards google images. Act dumber than he does and suggest it was a coincidence.
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MomentInTheSun said:
Only problem with this is it would get deleted instantly
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I'm definitely down for doing this. We've just gotta come up with a way to be more subtle so as to avoid insta-deletion, as @MomentInTheSun said.

But I will happily start the thread myself.

Seems like an expert-level troll in the making.
 
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It wouldn't work anymore just because rice's face has been plastered a bit all over the board. You could've pulled it off a while ago, but not now. If you just posted a pic of his wife in a mass group of other fat chick pics, then you could totally try it. sort of like

pic of fat chick

pic of fat chick

pic of fat chick

rice's wife

pic of fat chick

pic of fat chick

pic of fat chick

and just see how he responds.
 
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I think we need to post a picture of rice on Facebook that goes viral. Maybe have a picture of him in his Auburn gear with a headline, "help this special needs Auburn fan meet Gus Malzahn by sharing this pic 10,000 times. DONNIEinCULLMAN has a lot of Facebook friends that could make it spread like a wildfire.
 
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Gran_Polla said:
I think we need to post a picture of rice on Facebook that goes viral. Maybe have a picture of him in his Auburn gear with a headline, "help this special needs Auburn fan meet Gus Malzahn by sharing this pic 10,000 times. DONNIEinCULLMAN has a lot of Facebook friends that could make it spread like a wildfire.
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I legit LOL’ed in Olive Garden while waiting to pick up my wife’s togo order.
 
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Gran_Polla said:
I think we need to post a picture of rice on Facebook that goes viral. Maybe have a picture of him in his Auburn gear with a headline, "help this special needs Auburn fan meet Gus Malzahn by sharing this pic 10,000 times. DONNIEinCULLMAN has a lot of Facebook friends that could make it spread like a wildfire.
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I'll photoshop a thing a him holding a sign that says "give me a million likes and I get to meet gus malzahn" We can make it sound like he's a cancer patient or something.
 
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Denim Vest said:
I'd love to see this thread on tbb.

Updated Interception Count: Stidham 3 JOHN 0
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That is a perfect troll for Rice. I about started this one today, after he started talking yesterday about how UGA was "LSU Light" and Etling was a better QB than Fromm.

I was even prepared to go full on Rice and link some silly ESPN stat page:
Fromm in 7 games: 12 TDs 3 INTs 3 rushing TDs
Stidham in 8 games: 8 TDs 3 INTs 2 rushing TDs

Fromm currently leading the SEC in overall QB Rating, 10 points higher than #2 and nearly 20 points higher than the great J Stidham.

PROOF: http://www.espn.com/college-football/conferences/statistics/_/id/8/sec-conference
 
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