OT Boog coaching hot board season has OFFICIALLY begun!!

[AUBKV]

About that time for about 50,000 threads on every Boog's opinion on who the next coarch should be. Anyone notice how redundant and banal these are?

Here's what I'm expecting this boog hot board season:

• 90% of boog hot boards will re-hash the same 5-6 names to death (none even considered serious candidates by the AD)
• Numerous hypothetical "bags of cash" lying around the AD will be thrown at incredibly unrealistic coaching candidates to make them say no
• A large number of boogs will include Kevin Greene or Joe Whitt Jr on their 'dream team'
• A huge divide will emerge after 2 candidates are championed by the boogs after endorsements from well-respected insiders.
• If Gus gets fired, multiple HCs will feign interest in Auburn to renegotiate with their existing schools for more money. It will take the boogs on a near suicidal roller coaster.
• Over/Unders
  • Meltdowns - 4
  • Lurker posts spreading false/5th hand information - 100
  • 'My first post' or 'long-time lurker here' threads: - 58
  • Spurrier, Gruden, Jeff Fisher mentions - 36

 

[Fillup Marschell]

Welp it is pointless for them to speculate until an AD is chosen. I do not want to know the names on JJ's list if he is somehow allowed to make the hire.

 

[Denim Vest]

Chip Kelly, JIMBO, Moose will be the 3 that get thrown around the most. Maybe throw Petrino in there. Of course there will be a handful of lunatics that object even though we have approximately zero chance at any of them.

I suspect Mike Bobo is the most likely. Wouldn't be terrible. I mean we have Gus it can't be worse.

 

[MomentInTheSun]

I’d take Jeremy Pruitt in a heartbeat

 

[ShenaniganZ]

I’d take Jeremy Pruitt in a heartbeat

I really don't want because I don't like him personally but if he can turn my tigers into Winners, I am all for it.

 

[Denim Vest]

I’d take Jeremy Pruitt in a heartbeat

Would take him or Lane in a second. Boog Nation would object too strongly for either to be a possibility though.

 

[MomentInTheSun]

Would take him or Lane in a second. Boog Nation would object too strongly for either to be a possibility though.

I'm not sure about Lane. He seems kind of self destructive to me. Pruitt is definitely a slime ball, but he's been great everywhere he's been and there was a big drop off after he left FSU.

 

[thompgk]

I'm not sure about Lane. He seems kind of self destructive to me. Pruitt is definitely a slime ball, but he's been great everywhere he's been and there was a big drop off after he left FSU.

JMO but I think Pruitt and Lane are cut from the same cloth in terms of being the types of personally destructive people.

At the same time "safe" hires haven't been working out great for us lately.

 

[AUBKV]

I’d take Jeremy Pruitt in a heartbeat

He bought my son's diaper genie for us.

Well, his wife did because she's friends w/ my wife.

EDIT: never met him before personally either FWIW. Just know that our house doesn't stink like baby shat because of his gracious gift.

 

[thompgk]

Looking at the NFL right now, I like these guys:

Jim Bob Cooter - Lions OC
Rich Bissacia - Dallas STC
Steve Spagnulo -NYG DC
Kris Richard - Seattle DC

 

[Denim Vest]

It’s such a fine line between being immature enough to suck up to youngsters and cuss them at an elite level and being too emotionally unstable. I’d defintely roll the dice as opposed to hiring some nerd with no connex in the game or crootin ability.