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OT Deranged Epersona Series: Pensatiger

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Lets kick off the series with an under the radar but extremely unsavory persona. Guy was egregiously left out of the Bunkers worst tourney by @WirelessDamnEngineer85.

What we know:
-generic AU logo avi.
- ‘tiger’ as part of handle
- has an affinity for cast irons
- alleged single digit handicap
- doesn’t know how to work the quote function
- on a crusade to fuss with experts on the internet.

Diagnosis? I have a few thoughts but would like to turn it over to our distinguished panel on the GREG for further discussion. Perhaps first hand encounters or examples of derangement.
 
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MomentInTheSun said:
I honestly can’t remember much that he ever had to say other than him thinking he was funny or clever by calling people the experts on “the Boinker.”
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Nice I hadn’t noticed that one. Really shows an extreme lack of wit.

He clearly has very little self respect playing cast irons. I suspect his single digit cap is a 9. Obviously an oulde who suffered severe emotional trauma growing up in Bamas shadow.

I always had signatures blocked. Probably doesn’t have one but if he does could offer more clues.
 
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I know that he made the terrible boog epeeple list we had on the PANTHER site. Affectionately known as pensapenis to those that have witnessed his turribleness($1 to round mound) via tbb. Good choice for first post in the series OP. Well done.
 
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Pros:
Occasionally provided some decent blues links.

Cons:
He is an angry little elf.
Mostly provided links to "white man's blues"/ Chicago blues derivatives of derivatives.
Not funny. At all.

Conclusion:
Based on the above FACTS, this e-persona is not to be trusted. I would vote him off the island if given an opportunity.
 
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Denim Vest said:
Lets kick off the series with an under the radar but extremely unsavory persona. Guy was egregiously left out of the Bunkers worst tourney by @WirelessDamnEngineer85.

What we know:
-generic AU logo avi.
- ‘tiger’ as part of handle
- has an affinity for cast irons
- alleged single digit handicap
- doesn’t know how to work the quote function
- on a crusade to fuss with experts on the internet.

Diagnosis? I have a few thoughts but would like to turn it over to our distinguished panel on the GREG for further discussion. Perhaps first hand encounters or examples of derangement.
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What I do know is he's a mean SSP... I don't like mean people, they make me tired.
 
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op's post inspired me to delve into the post history of said epersona

This forum is run by the "Hate Brigade".
After a dominating opening win, nothing but hate is posted complaining about this and that.
How any of you actually "enjoy" Auburn football and athletics in general, well hell, YOU don't.
Certainly no one else can get anything from this forum other than the news that the mods post.
It's a good thing that only .0001% of the fan base feel like some of you.
The internet and message boards is built for many of you. Some of the things posted, if said in the stadium for example, I suspect 90% of you would go home with a a$$ beating.
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he seems like a troubled individual
 
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An excellent subject to kick off what I'm sure will be an amazing series.

As the doctor alluded to, pensa almost certainly has no self respect. His short responses are likely due to a lack of intelligence. To call him an "e-persona" is generous since he doesn't appear to have much in the way of personality to begin with. A truly terrible Boog Boarder. Only remarkable in that his responses are all pathetic.
 
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CowardlyToaster said:
An excellent subject to kick off what I'm sure will be an amazing series.

As the doctor alluded to, pensa almost certainly has no self respect. His short responses are likely due to a lack of intelligence. To call him an "e-persona" is generous since he doesn't appear to have much in the way of personality to begin with. A truly terrible Boog Boarder. Only remarkable in that his responses are all pathetic.
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CowardlyToaster said:
An excellent subject to kick off what I'm sure will be an amazing series.

As the doctor alluded to, pensa almost certainly has no self respect. His short responses are likely due to a lack of intelligence. To call him an "e-persona" is generous since he doesn't appear to have much in the way of personality to begin with. A truly terrible Boog Boarder. Only remarkable in that his responses are all pathetic.
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Great stuff. Guy has been on tbb since 2001 and still doesn’t have a grasp on utilzing the most basic posting features. Probably one of the few left on this earth that longs for the days of thread view. Suspect he has an aol or hotmail account as his primary personal email address still.
 
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Denim Vest said:
Great stuff. Guy has been on tbb since 2001 and still doesn’t have a grasp on utilzing the most basic posting features. Probably one of the few left on this earth that longs for the days of thread view. Suspect he has an aol or hotmail account as his primary personal email address still.
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My primary is an aol.com account, I'll see myself out.
 
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Never payed much attention to this weeks e-persona which means IMO he didn't bring anything to the table. I can name 100 boog personas off the top of my head over my 5 yrs there and I'd probably leave him out.
 
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Never payed much attention to this weeks e-persona which means IMO he didn't bring anything to the table. I can name 100 boog personas off the top of my head over my 5 yrs there and I'd probably leave him out.
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Didn’t miss much. He made a lot of pathetic attempts at being a Denim antagonist. His golf posts stood out to me but he’d also bitch when I brought the board inside info about the Boogs having no shot whatsoever at the Fields kid.
 
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Denim Vest said:
Didn’t miss much. He made a lot of pathetic attempts at being a Denim antagonist. His golf posts stood out to me but he’d also bitch when I brought the board inside info about the Boogs having no shot whatsoever at the Fields kid.
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Did he post here and got a little rustled about what was said about him on the Blazer board? That the same guy?
 
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MomentInTheSun said:
My friend’s dad is an oncologist and he uses the aol account that the kids set up as his primary email. It’s something absurd like hotstuff69@aol.com and it’s on his business cards and everything
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I was sent a lackey (USM student lol) and he gave me his e-mail address as smackit69@gmail. I told him to change his e-mail address to something more professional and he changed it to cDOG69@gmail. I fired his a$$ on the spot. Sorry for going OT...pensatiger sucks.
 
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WDE_Tarp said:
You must be devastated that they are getting rid of AIM.
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Let’s talk about AIM for a minute.

You’re in the middle of a conversation with someone, you say your last thing and then BAM turn your away message on.

Me: So, I guess its time for bed. See ya later.

Her: Good night.

{she simultaneously turns on her Away Message}

Me: Good night.

{immediately}

“Imagine all the people, living for today” - The Beatles
 
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Let’s talk about AIM for a minute.

You’re in the middle of a conversation with someone, you say your last thing and then BAM turn your away message on.

Me: So, I guess its time for bed. See ya later.

Her: Good night.

{she simultaneously turns on her Away Message}

Me: Good night.

{immediately}

“Imagine all the people, living for today” - The Beatles
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