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I'll once again be posting on a semi regular basis, mostly on the GREG. The Boog Board has lost its luster now that Rice is off to be a dipshit in some other form of media.

Anyway, I need to be caught up on the latest doings. Please post a concise rundown of everything I've missed since November. Specifically, will Bruce be fard and why does the Boog basketball team look so shitty at present? Hard hitting analysis would be appreciated.

Excepting a few of you that I either don't like very much or outright despise, I love you all.
 
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CowardlyToaster said:
I'll once again be posting on a semi regular basis, mostly on the GREG. The Boog Board has lost its luster now that Rice is off to be a dipshit in some other form of media.

Anyway, I need to be caught up on the latest doings. Please post a concise rundown of everything I've missed since November. Specifically, will Bruce be fard and why does the Boog basketball team look so shitty at present? Hard hitting analysis would be appreciated.

Excepting a few of you that I either don't like very much or outright despise, I love you all.
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Bruce ain’t getting fired.

Team is tired, and having to readjust with new rotations and guys playing out of position. We also lost 5 fouls a game with Mac’s injury and that’s been killer. We’re also getting nothing out of Dunbar at the moment. I expect we’ll win Saturday, but Tennessee will as well, so we’ll have a split regular season championship.

Glad to have ya back Toast.
 
- we still have the sexiest basketball team in the country.
- Bruce is here to stay. ADAG tweeted his actual name and that’s the first time he’s ever acknowledge a HC by name on Twitter. Can only mean extension for Bruce.
-Gus still sucks
- Kerryon Johnson was not a fan of the football dancing with the cheerleaders during halftime of a boogball game.
- Auburn fans won recruiting when Alabama dropped out of the top three in the country.
- @Jay G. Tate @Knotted Shorts and @kellerdog all DMed about everyone here and made fun of some of us for being childish.
- Gus’s moobs are now a classified droopy C-cup
- @MomentInTheSun needed a new laptop and a home for his families GS. Turns out they were able to leash him and got to stay.
- @Harvey Specter has attended more basketball games with @bprockman v2.0 tickets than @bprockman v2.0 has. @Slippin Jimmy is jelly about it.
 
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ALLTIGER85 said:
- we still have the sexiest basketball team in the country.
- Bruce is here to stay. ADAG tweeted his actual name and that’s the first time he’s ever acknowledge a HC by name on Twitter. Can only mean extension for Bruce.
-Gus still sucks
- Kerryon Johnson was not a fan of the football dancing with the cheerleaders during halftime of a boogball game.
- Auburn fans won recruiting when Alabama dropped out of the top three in the country.
- @Jay G. Tate @Knotted Shorts and @kellerdog all DMed about everyone here and made fun of some of us for being childish.
- Gus’s moobs are now a classified droopy C-cup
- @MomentInTheSun needed a new laptop and a home for his families GS. Turns out they were able to leash him and got to stay.
- @Harvey Specter has attended more basketball games with @bprockman v2.0 tickets than @bprockman v2.0 has. @Slippin Jimmy is jelly about it.
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This is an excellent summary. I feel totally caught up. Sounds like things have been pretty normal. I was hoping for a bit more scandal if I'm being honest.
 
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DufnerFanBoy said:
Yeah but that only matters for SECT seeding. The SEC will recognize co-champs if we tie. Still, it’s a banner.
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They better not put co-champions or some shit on there. ALLEN should file a grievance requesting that UT's banner acknowledge their head to head loss to us.

Where do we stand on taking down Person and Wiley's mom's jerseys? We all agree they should be burned ceremonially I trust.
 
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CowardlyToaster said:
They better not put co-champions or some shit on there. ALLEN should file a grievance requesting that UT's banner acknowledge their head to head loss to us.

Where do we stand on taking down Person and Wiley's mom's jerseys? We all agree they should be burned ceremonially I trust.
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I’m waiting on Bruce’s thoughts on that. He’s given an interview that seemed rather sympathetic to Chuck. If Bruce bears no hard feelings or ill will, I’m inclined to follow his lead.
 
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Been racking up a boat load of Barn Points over here following Bruce and his dreamy hunks.

Saw a vid of John running a 4.1 40 and lamented the 2 chips we’d have won if that rotten dumbass Gus had handed him the reigns.

Other stuff. I had a shitload of oranges in my fridge at one point.
 
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DufnerFanBoy said:
I’m waiting on Bruce’s thoughts on that. He’s given an interview that seemed rather sympathetic to Chuck. If Bruce bears no hard feelings or ill will, I’m inclined to follow his lead.
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If Bruce told me to go to law school, specialize in racketeering defense, intern at Lightfoot, graduate with honors, and work for free all in order to represent Chuck Person I'd start by boning up on LSAT practice questions immediately.
 
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Denim Vest said:
Been racking up a boat load of Barn Points over here following Bruce and his dreamy hunks.

Saw a vid of John running a 4.1 40 and lamented the 2 chips we’d have won if that rotten dumbass Gus had handed him the reigns.

Other stuff. I had a shitload of oranges in my fridge at one point.
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Congrats on the oranges. I have to have mine peeled to the nub on account of I'll gag if any of that horrid white shit gets near my tongue.

As for sweet JOHN, I expect he'll be making a comfortable living for the next decade in Canada, catching passes from Sun Belt QBs and banging 8s until he's fvcking sick of it. The youngster was shafted by a charmless grifter. Live and learn I suppose. Still undefeated as a starter at AU. Let's see Jared Whatshisname do that.

Looking forward to your preview of the SEC tourney. I'm tempted to call for a TANK in the first round to rest up for the big dance. Seeding, like free throws, should have no bearing on the outcome of games.
 
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CowardlyToaster said:
I'll once again be posting on a semi regular basis, mostly on the GREG. The Boog Board has lost its luster now that Rice is off to be a dipshit in some other form of media.

Anyway, I need to be caught up on the latest doings. Please post a concise rundown of everything I've missed since November. Specifically, will Bruce be fard and why does the Boog basketball team look so shitty at present? Hard hitting analysis would be appreciated.

Excepting a few of you that I either don't like very much or outright despise, I love you all.
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Welcome back ya filthy animal :D
 
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Muttonchop said:
If my calculations are correct, the plum/prune ratio is approximately 1:23.459. Ok, not really sure. We will need to consult that owl in the Tootsie Roll Pop commercial.
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Idk man. That owl thinks he's a know it all b*tch but he don't know sh*t.

Oh, and I'm scared to curse on here since I got banned from the Kentucky board on my first post for cursing. We made some e-friends with some UK guys and us boogs hopped over there. Pretty sure all of us are banned now. It's whatever.
 
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Well well.......welcome back OP.
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Slippin Jimmy said:
I just had to take a slam 5 minutes after I got out of the shower. Threatened to ruin my whole day until I remembered that you were back. Crisis averted.
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Might as well just go in your pants at that point. Warsh out your mouth after brushing your teeth with a room temp glass of grapefruit juice and this could be a day to remember.
 
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CowardlyToaster said:
I'll once again be posting on a semi regular basis, mostly on the GREG. The Boog Board has lost its luster now that Rice is off to be a dipshit in some other form of media.

Anyway, I need to be caught up on the latest doings. Please post a concise rundown of everything I've missed since November. Specifically, will Bruce be fard and why does the Boog basketball team look so shitty at present? Hard hitting analysis would be appreciated.

Excepting a few of you that I either don't like very much or outright despise, I love you all.
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Damn glad to meet you...
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CowardlyToaster said:
I'll once again be posting on a semi regular basis, mostly on the GREG. The Boog Board has lost its luster now that Rice is off to be a dipshit in some other form of media.

Anyway, I need to be caught up on the latest doings. Please post a concise rundown of everything I've missed since November. Specifically, will Bruce be fard and why does the Boog basketball team look so shitty at present? Hard hitting analysis would be appreciated.

Excepting a few of you that I either don't like very much or outright despise, I love you all.
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I saw you like a post before I saw this thread and it made my whole day a little sunshinier. Welcome back, e-frand.
 
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RistDownAU said:
Idk man. That owl thinks he's a know it all b*tch but he don't know sh*t.

Oh, and I'm scared to curse on here since I got banned from the Kentucky board on my first post for cursing. We made some e-friends with some UK guys and us boogs hopped over there. Pretty sure all of us are banned now. It's whatever.
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Yeah, that Owl can be an asshole.
Mentioning assholes, that Kentucky board was something else. I was perma banned for telling one of the social justice warriors that it's ok to call black guys black, or even colored. My basis for that assertion was the NAACP. "C" is for "colored". That, and my girlfriend is black, and tells me I'm right.
 
@CowardlyToaster - avoid Toyota of McDonough!!!!

PS am I one of the people you outright despise?

If you work at toyota of McDonough then I really just put my foot in my mouth and I'll understand why you despise me.
 
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