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OT: Terrible Christmas Movies

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And to think, Gus wanted to hire that guy over KEVIN STEELE.
 
Anything Christmas involving Tim Allen. These are bad movies, all of them. All of "The Santa Clause" flicks are bad bad bad. My wife loves to watch Christmas with The Kranks and I want to burn the house down when it's on.

Four Christmases may be the one that I hate the most though. I'd rather just do away with my TV than see it on again.
 
Anything Christmas involving Tim Allen. These are bad movies, all of them. All of "The Santa Clause" flicks are bad bad bad. My wife loves to watch Christmas with The Kranks and I want to burn the house down when it's on.

Four Christmases may be the one that I hate the most though. I'd rather just do away with my TV than see it on again.

Christmas With the Kranks is based off a Grisham book called "Skipping Christmas." I kind of liked the book, but I didn't love it. The movie makes me want to gauge my eyes out. My wife was watching it last night, and I realized that I am still mad that he doesn't get to go on his vacation.
 
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Christmas With the Kranks is based off a Grisham book called "Skipping Christmas." I kind of liked the book, but I didn't love it. The movie makes me want to gauge my eyes out. My wife was watching it last night, and I realized that I am still mad that he doesn't get to go on his vacation.
I'm 99% sure my wife likes it because her family is that uber-Christmas family with 200 traditions and she imagines that in that same scenario her parents would drop everything and scramble to make her return home as perfect as possible.

Meanwhile I watch it knowing that when our kids grow up and I plan some awesome Christmas trip away that one of them will change their mind last minute and I'll be forced to drop everything in order to do the dance. Or I'll just end up going on the trip by myself and that will be the beginning of the end of my marriage. That movie makes me want to choose the "go on the trip by myself" option.
 
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