OT: Tickets Available for the @Greg Table for Jay Jacobs Roast

[Boytano]

We will need to limit the "Big Vision" Creed Wall and funnel cake jokes to under 5mins.
http://www.opelikachamber.com/events/details/taste-of-lee-county-and-community-comedy-roast-3392

 

[Boytano]

 

[Boytano]

 

[MomentInTheSun]

Damn. I hope there’s a recording of it bc I bet the jokes are horrible

 

[PocketWatch]

You know this would all be an approved script and thus thoroughly boring. No covering-up a kidnapping and rape of a student-athAlete jokes, and we all know those are the best kinds.

 

[L I G E R]

Mother of God, what I wouldn’t give to have The Greg’s finest allowed to participate in said roast...

I’d probably be pulled off the stage after 10 minutes of talking about TUF and the JJ/TJ racketeering bullshit.

 

[ShenaniganZ]

Mother of God, what I wouldn’t give to have The Greg’s finest allowed to participate in said roast...

I’d probably be pulled off the stage after 10 minutes of talking about TUF and the JJ/TJ racketeering bullshit.

It would be the shaming of a lifetime for ole jay.

 

[Fatz Geronimo]

I’d take a leave of absence from my job to dedicate my every waking moments to crafting a set with the express purpose of having my mic cut and being physically removed from stage in as short a time as possible

I think I could get it under 2 minutes pretty easily... anything past 90 seconds would be disappointing actually

 

[Van Gorstache]

I’d take a leave of absence from my job to dedicate my every waking moments to crafting a set with the express purpose of having my mic cut and being physically removed from stage in as short a time as possible

I think I could get it under 2 minutes pretty easily... anything past 90 seconds would be disappointing actually

Come out the gate firing. Profanity will speed things up. “Take a look at this fat fvcker. Ah, who am I kidding, this guy hasn’t fvcked since he dressed up like Cam at Tim Jackson’s 2010 Halloween party.” [Turn to give Malzahn a high five] “Amirite?”

 

[Fatz Geronimo]

Most of you associate the Prayer in Jordan Hare with the 2013 UGA game, but my Jordan Hare prayer has always been that this fat motherfvcker would choke to death on a funnel cake and stumble over a railing, out of the stadium, crashing onto the Tiger Walk welcome area at terminal velocity, just to be extra sure he was dead and fvcking gone.

something like that anyway... that’s a rough, working draft, of my opener

 

[Boytano]

Way to set them up with a soft one before you get em with your zinger

 

[CatScratchBeiber]

Can you imagine the guffaws at this event? I bet there was a lot of high pitch cry-laughing by some hayseeds talking about the time Jay got knocked on his "keister" in the 80's, followed by a "Seriously, though, Jay is a heckuva guy, best I know...."

 

[ShenaniganZ]

Most of you associate the Prayer in Jordan Hare with the 2013 UGA game, but my Jordan Hare prayer has always been that this fat motherfvcker would choke to death on a funnel cake and stumble over a railing, out of the stadium, crashing onto the Tiger Walk welcome area at terminal velocity, just to be extra sure he was dead and fvcking gone.

something like that anyway... that’s a rough, working draft, of my opener

Spoiler

 

[Boytano]

Don't forget about that time Jay shot Dye's favorite dog at the hunt...boy that was awkward.

 

[PocketWatch]

Don't forget about that time Jay shot Dye's favorite dog at the hunt...boy that was awkward.

Is this for real?

 

[Boytano]

Is this for real?

hah...it could be

 

[PocketWatch]

hah...it could be

I wish you’d said “it is.”