‘EA’ LSU

[Denim Vest]

Dear Gus,

You did it. You reached a new low. Seemed impossible after the gameplan against Clemson last year. UGA last year. The way you shamefully played to lose against BAMA last year. The way you single handedly lost us a ball game against Clemson again this year. Your ability to seize defeat from the jaws of victory in Baton Rouge outdid them all.

You are a moron of the highest order. You reached the pinnacle of the game byway of your idiocy. By trotting out an electrifying dual threat athlete QB and gashing teams in record fashion. But winning games wasn’t good enough. You had to prove you were better than that. A redneck idiot from Arkansas had to prove he could dial it up with a pocket passer. Only problem is everyone knows you can’t. Except you.

What’s so shameful is the talent of these last 2 Auburn clubs has been wasted by your idiocy. A championship caliber defense squandered by your stupidity. Teams capable of reaching great heights reduced to mediocrity by your incompetence. Pathetic.

It is truly remarkable these youngsters have laid it on the line for you the last couple years week after week. I suspect and hope they don’t continue to do so after this disgraceful performance on the bayou.

This has been ‘EA’.

 

[Harvey Specter]

Dead on

 

[CowardlyToaster]

Beautiful.

 

[ThrustMaxwell]

7-5 at best going forward. Defense gonna start playing for the draft. Best case scenario.

JEFF BROHM could put Stidham and Malik on showcase. Someone has to come in and salvage/fix RB, OK, DL, CB recruiting.

 

[Fatz Geronimo]

am I the only one who heard the faint sound of “Battle Hymn of the Republic” as I began reading?

 

[MomentInTheSun]

He’s such a confusing dipshit to me. I can’t understand how he’s intelligent enough to put together an offensive game plan that comes out firing to 20 unanswered points and then he immediately goes into self destructive, conservative mode. It’s like he’s an addict that shows signs of recovery and then always relapses back to his same old dumb shit play calls that make him feel warm inside

 

[jeramye]

He’s such a confusing dipshit to me. I can’t understand how he’s intelligent enough to put together an offensive game plan that comes out firing to 20 unanswered points and then he immediately goes into self destructive, conservative mode. It’s like he’s an addict that shows signs of recovery and then always relapses back to his same old dumb shit play calls that make him feel warm inside

The addict behavior thing is spot on. He can't get out of his own way.

 

[Denim Vest]

He’s such a confusing dipshit to me. I can’t understand how he’s intelligent enough to put together an offensive game plan that comes out firing to 20 unanswered points and then he immediately goes into self destructive, conservative mode. It’s like he’s an addict that shows signs of recovery and then always relapses back to his same old dumb shit play calls that make him feel warm inside

Yeah it’s bizarre. But everything was working early and I certainly wouldn’t give Gus much of the credit. That screen pass was magic and obviously not Gus. Otherwise we bustem with the ol Wildcat or fake statue.

He simply does not know how to manage a lead and having no conservative/ intermediate pass game is a big reason. And play calling. Got a great chuckle out of GD calling out this idiot for launching it deep every damn time on 3rd.

 

[MomentInTheSun]

Yeah it’s bizarre. But everything was working early and I certainly wouldn’t give Gus much of the credit. That screen pass was magic and obviously not Gus. Otherwise we bustem with the ol Wildcat or fake statue.

He simply does not know how to manage a lead and having no conservative/ intermediate pass game is a big reason. And play calling. Got a great chuckle out of GD calling out this idiot for launching it deep every damn time on 3rd.

Yes. Gary deservedly heaped all the praise on that 3rd down screen call on Chip, and then admonished Gus for the BS in the second half. He knew there was a shift in who was calling the shots too

 

[Harvey Specter]

Fire Gus. I get mad every time I think that people refer to him as a genius.

Fire Gus

 

[Denim Vest]

Yes. Gary deservedly heaped all the praise on that 3rd down screen call on Chip, and then admonished Gus for the BS in the second half. He knew there was a shift in who was calling the shots too

That screen was the first time I’ve felt like an Auburn football fan in so long. It’s like we’re #10 beating the crap out of LSU on the road. Don’t be a dick. Enjoy it. Welp in steps Gus with his usual.

 

[wcw3au1]

The original post here couldn’t be any better. Perfect description of what we’ve all witnessed the last few years.

Gus is too scared to screw up when we get a lead, but too stupid not to.

 

[Denim Vest]

Had to go back and capture this gem:

No telling where we’d be in year 2 of JOHN at the helm but perhaps Gus imploding is for the best.

 

[MomentInTheSun]

Had to go back and capture this gem:

No telling where we’d be in year 2 of JOHN at the helm but perhaps Gus imploding is for the best.

Ha. I was literally just about to look for this graphic. I laughed so hard during the game bc it made me think of all the insane garbage Rice said when he called us racists for telling him Stidham couldn’t run

 

[Denim Vest]

Ha. I was literally just about to look for this graphic. I laughed so hard during the game bc it made me think of all the insane garbage Rice said when he called us racists for telling him Stidham couldn’t run

I’m just so dumbfounded. I understand people didn’t love JOHN as a QB but the formula is so obvious. Jarrett is a really good QB. Only problem is Gus has no idea what to do with a pocket passer.

 

[ShenaniganZ]

One of the best 'EA's ever. Well done, OP. Well done.

 

[MomentInTheSun]

Had to go back and capture this gem:

No telling where we’d be in year 2 of JOHN at the helm but perhaps Gus imploding is for the best.

 

[Fillup Marschell]

I’m just so dumbfounded. I understand people didn’t love JOHN as a QB but the formula is so obvious. Jarrett is a really good QB. Only problem is Gus has no idea what to do with a pocket passer.

The problem the boogs had with John was he was a young man of color with swag. If it had not been for Last Chance U, they probably would not have hated him so much. It is amazing how much judgement was piled on the kid for being a kid. So he didn't handle things the way these elitest think he should have. Let's label him a thug and failure before he even steps on campus. Funny how they excused most of SW faux pas. Sorry had to rant for a minute.

 

[Denim Vest]

The problem the boogs had with John was he was a young man of color with swag. If it had not been for Last Chance U, they probably would not have hated him so much. It is amazing how much judgement was piled on the kid for being a kid. So he didn't handle things the way these elitest think he should have. Let's label him a thug and failure before he even steps on campus. Funny how they excused most of SW faux pas. Sorry had to rant for a minute.

Excellent and spot on.

 

[jeramye]

Yes. Gary deservedly heaped all the praise on that 3rd down screen call on Chip, and then admonished Gus for the BS in the second half. He knew there was a shift in who was calling the shots too

Danielson was killing Gus in that 2nd half. Calling out all the things that some of us have been seeing since the middle of 14'. You know it's gotten bad when the SEC homer crew is willing to crush you so directly on TV.

 

[Fillup Marschell]

Just gonna leave this here.

https://www.change.org/p/president-of-auburn-university

 

[AUbruce]

Dear Gus,

You did it. You reached a new low. Seemed impossible after the gameplan against Clemson last year. UGA last year. The way you shamefully played to lose against BAMA last year. The way you single handedly lost us a ball game against Clemson again this year. Your ability to seize defeat from the jaws of victory in Baton Rouge outdid them all.

You are a moron of the highest order. You reached the pinnacle of the game byway of your idiocy. By trotting out an electrifying dual threat athlete QB and gashing teams in record fashion. But winning games wasn’t good enough. You had to prove you were better than that. A redneck idiot from Arkansas had to prove he could dial it up with a pocket passer. Only problem is everyone knows you can’t. Except you.

What’s so shameful is the talent of these last 2 Auburn clubs has been wasted by your idiocy. A championship caliber defense squandered by your stupidity. Teams capable of reaching great heights reduced to mediocrity by your incompetence. Pathetic.

It is truly remarkable these youngsters have laid it on the line for you the last couple years week after week. I suspect and hope they don’t continue to do so after this disgraceful performance on the bayou.

This has been ‘EA’.

 

[Slippin Jimmy]

Just gonna leave this here.

https://www.change.org/p/president-of-auburn-university

Signed and shared. Don't care if it makes me look like a doofus on the internet. Desperate times call for desperate measures.