Don't look now GREGORIANS

[JB0401]

But our deranged friend from the boog board is at it again. He's literally insane. I think we need further exploration into what makes this psychopath tick.

https://auburn.forums.rivals.com/th...o-be-programs-best.312171/page-4#post-4518623

 

[FormerlyKnownAsSOLLY]

But our deranged friend from the boog board is at it again. He's literally insane. I think we need further exploration into what makes this psychopath tick.

https://auburn.forums.rivals.com/th...o-be-programs-best.312171/page-4#post-4518623

For those that can't see, corch rice


In terms of like opponents that we've played, MSU and Mizzou our margin of victory is better than UGA's.

 

[Denim Vest]

He’s obviously a must subject for the Deranged Epersona Series. If another fine Gregger wants to take the reigns on that ok by me. Was going to take a look at some other deranged personas before doing rice and been busy with AU bball content.

 

[BigtimeAub]

But our deranged friend from the boog board is at it again. He's literally insane. I think we need further exploration into what makes this psychopath tick.

https://auburn.forums.rivals.com/th...o-be-programs-best.312171/page-4#post-4518623

 

[MomentInTheSun]

Everything that he’s predicted about UGA and Kirby has proven to completely false. But he just keeps doubling down and doubling down. Guarantee he’ll go radio silent again if AU loses to UGA. Then he’ll slowly build back his courage to post like a lunatic again. It happens all the time

 

[JB0401]

Everything that he’s predicted about UGA and Kirby has proven to completely false. But he just keeps doubling down and doubling down. Guarantee he’ll go radio silent again if AU loses to UGA. Then he’ll slowly build back his courage to post like a lunatic again. It happens all the time

Likewise, if AU beats UGA (which is certainly possible) he will run to the board to tell everyone how idiotic they were despite no one really predicting the game. Like he isn't capable of understanding things. It's really, really bizarre.

Pettway is out likely for the year BTW. Broken scapula. Just when he started to look good again.

 

[ThrustMaxwell]

Everything that he’s predicted about UGA and Kirby has proven to completely false. But he just keeps doubling down and doubling down. Guarantee he’ll go radio silent again if AU loses to UGA. Then he’ll slowly build back his courage to post like a lunatic again. It happens all the time

Is he still on the Chip Ship and not the Gus Bus? What a ruh-tard.

 

[MomentInTheSun]

Is he still on the Chip Ship and not the Gus Bus? What a ruh-tard.

I don’t really know and can’t read it. Just saw Solly say he was talking about UGA and I remember all the dumbass stuff he was saying in the offseason. I’m pretty positive he said that they’d go like 6-6 this year and have a terrible recruiting class

 

[wcw3au1]

He is a piece of wAUrk. I read half of the first page and had to stop.

 

[ThrustMaxwell]

I don’t really know and can’t read it. Just saw Solly say he was talking about UGA and I remember all the dumbass stuff he was saying in the offseason. I’m pretty positive he said that they’d go like 6-6 this year and have a terrible recruiting class

Just curious. I thought the young man had declared Gus a lost cause after the Sugar Bowl embarrassment.

 

[Boytano]

what ever happened to that guy who posted on here whose amalga-go-rhythm predicting Awbren's shoulda been blow out of LSU? Would love to see what they see in the numbers. They woulda been right on had they factored for Gus.

 

[BigtimeAub]

what ever happened to that guy who posted on here whose amalga-go-rhythm predicting Awbren's shoulda been blow out of LSU? Would love to see what they see in the numbers. They woulda been right on had they factored for Gus.

Was that @secfans?

 

[ShenaniganZ]

Everything that he’s predicted about UGA and Kirby has proven to completely false. But he just keeps doubling down and doubling down. Guarantee he’ll go radio silent again if AU loses to UGA. Then he’ll slowly build back his courage to post like a lunatic again. It happens all the time

Sounds familiar, rice=tate

 

[CowardlyToaster]

I bet he posted two dozen links in that thread. No shit.

 

[RistDownAU]

Everything that he’s predicted about UGA and Kirby has proven to completely false. But he just keeps doubling down and doubling down. Guarantee he’ll go radio silent again if AU loses to UGA. Then he’ll slowly build back his courage to post like a lunatic again. It happens all the time

But when you call him on it he will never say he did. It's bizarre how argumentive he is over opinions and will fight to the death over them.

 

[AU HDL]

I bet he posted two dozen links in that thread. No shit.

What would happen if he was banned from cfbstats.com?

 

[Denim Vest]

I do miss taking personal shots at him from time to time I admit. Always tactfully of course.

 

[stutsman23]

I talk shit about Herb and our OLine in another thread and he comes after me in a different thread with this GEM...

FTR, UGA's offensive line gave up FIVE sacks to a depleted UF team/DL, you just non nonchalantly skip over that fact.

He really thinks he's got me good until I respond with some stone cold facts...

Bruh, you just nonchalantly gave Florida 5 sacks when it was really UGA that had 5 sacks.... keep on making shit up though if it makes you feel better

UGA gave up exactly ZERO sacks.

Sometimes I really hope that Rice is actually one of you fine, intellectual folks just trolling the shit out of everyone but I think it would be too hard for any of us to keep up for this long.

 

[RistDownAU]

I think him having a brother that played for bammer would chill him out but he's worse Than ever with his defending.

 

[fairfield35064]

So many nuggets, so little time, but my favorite has to be him not understanding what "transitive" means in relation to football teams. He thinks that saying a team is crappy because they lost to a crappy team is transitive, rather than comparing outcomes to shared opponents. @CowardlyToaster 's "instant classic" reply was an instant classic. If someone would tell me how to quote posts from another bourde, I'd love to share so you guise can snort a beverage of yore choice through yore nostils.

 

[stutsman23]

@fairfield35064 here you go bruh... good lourde that was bad. At one point, in a post he has now edited, he told me how amazed he was that I didn’t understand it because it’s “middle school math.”

Me:

Notre Dame has dominated every team they have played, except for UGA

UGA has dominated every team they have played, except for Notre Dame

LSU has lost to Troy and Miss State, barely beat Florida and beat Ole Miss by 16


My thinking is, two teams that have an average margin of victory of 20+ except for the one time they faced each other, are probably two pretty damn good teams. A team that's lost to a mid-major and got a 1-point win versus Jim McElwain is probably not that good.

Rice:
Note: he highlighted the LSU sentence from my post, as if to point out that me saying that LSU losing to Troy and Miss State was the focus of his transitive property argument

LSU also beat a team that beat Clemson..so... stop using the transitive property, it doesn't work.

MSU blew out LSU, we blew out MSU, LSU beat us...again transitive property doesn't work.

Me:

I'm not using the transitive property. I'm saying that LSU directly lost to Troy and Miss State and only beat McElwain by 1 point.

I know you thought you had an out with yore transitive property bullshit, but it doesn't work when I'm saying that LSU actually lost to them. I'm not using some other team to prove LSUs deficiencies, I'm using their own terrible performances. LSU is not a good football team.

Rice:
Note: He highlighted my statement: "I'm saying that LSU directly lost to Troy and Miss State..." thinking he had me yet again

This is called the transitive property brah. You're trying to use previous outcomes to determine a future outcome/hypothetical, transitive property..If a=b and b=c then a=c

Me:

No. I'm saying A > B and C > B and D 1pt < B therefore B is not a good football team.

I'm using games LSU is directly involved in. I'm not using games played by teams that have previously played LSU to prove that LSU is bad, I'm using games that LSU has played in order to prove it. LSU (B) is part of every statement I made. I never said they were worse than South Alabama because USA beat Troy, I said LSU was bad because LSU actually lost to Troy.

Not the same, dawg

Amazingly, the young man quit after this... He kept arguing for many more pages about other bullshit, but he never again replied in order to help me understand the transitive property.

 

[BigtimeAub]

So many nuggets, so little time, but my favorite has to be him not understanding what "transitive" means in relation to football teams. He thinks that saying a team is crappy because they lost to a crappy team is transitive, rather than comparing outcomes to shared opponents. @CowardlyToaster 's "instant classic" reply was an instant classic. If someone would tell me how to quote posts from another bourde, I'd love to share so you guise can snort a beverage of yore choice through yore nostils.

Go to that board/post, hit "reply", copy everything from the text field (including "[quote - /quote]". Come back to this board and post it in your message field here.

 

[fairfield35064]

@fairfield35064 here you go bruh... good lourde that was bad. At one point, in a post he has now edited, he told me how amazed he was that I didn’t understand it because it’s “middle school math.”

Me:


Rice:
Note: he highlighted the LSU sentence from my post, as if to point out that me saying that LSU losing to Troy and Miss State was the focus of his transitive property argument


Me:


Rice:
Note: He highlighted my statement: "I'm saying that LSU directly lost to Troy and Miss State..." thinking he had me yet again


Me:



Amazingly, the young man quit after this... He kept arguing for many more pages about other bullshit, but he never again replied in order to help me understand the transitive property.

Yes this was the exchange. His dumbassery is breathtaking.

 

[ThrustMaxwell]

So would transitive properties include assuming a child will be obese simply because one of it's two parents are and not factoring in diet, hormones, etc?

 

[Big Blue]

What would happen if he was banned from cfbstats.com?

Then he would no longer be able to confuse teams' sacks stat with their sacks allowed stat and other similar deranged lunacy.

 

[AU HDL]

Then he would no longer be able to confuse teams' sacks stat with their sacks allowed stat and other similar deranged lunacy.

Lol is this a hypothetical or did it actually happen?

 

[MomentInTheSun]

Then he would no longer be able to confuse teams' sacks stat with their sacks allowed stat and other similar deranged lunacy.

The dude is such a maniac. After all the times that he’s totally embarrassed himself, you’d think he’d learn to read some of the articles and links before he posts them on the board. But his desperate thirst to ‘win’ an argument on the internet totally blinds him

 

[stutsman23]

Lol is this a hypothetical or did it actually happen?

It happened. I mentioned it above... bruh got russtled when I talked shit about Herb and the OLine and then he claimed UGA gave up 5 sacks, when, in actuality, they sacked UF 5 times and gave up zero sacks.

 

[AU HDL]

It happened. I mentioned it above... bruh got russtled when I talked shit about Herb and the OLine and then he claimed UGA gave up 5 sacks, when, in actuality, they sacked UF 5 times and gave up zero sacks.

My b, should have read the rest of the thread before responding. The dude is wild. He just seems like he's always in a hurry or something. No attention to detail.

 

[Big Blue]

Lol is this a hypothetical or did it actually happen?

LSU was awful. UGA would have had the same lead, but thrown short passes and passes to their running backs and not just thrown ridiculous hail marys every single passing play after running on EVERY first down... this is the stupidest argument. Everyone knew LSU sucked, now you are going back on that just because they humiliated us. C'mon man.

How do you know this? They haven't played anyone worth a shit
Edit, they gave up FIVE sacks against UF, LMFAO

How do you know any of the gibberish yore spewing in this thread is the truth? You don't. Only thing I know for a fact is that Kirby hasn't lost his mind in any game this season and caused his team to lose. That could've very easily happened in a night game in South Bend with a TFQB starting his first game ever. But, no, it didn't. Kirby actually trusts his players IMO. Gus doesn't trust his players at all. That's why he always wants to kick on 4th and inches and punts to LSU on 4th and 1 with the game on the line, etc.

FTR, UGA's offensive line gave up FIVE sacks to a depleted UF team/DL, you just non nonchalantly skip over that fact.

Bruh, you just nonchalantly gave Florida 5 sacks when it was really UGA that had 5 sacks.... keep on making shit up though if it makes you feel better

UGA gave up exactly ZERO sacks.

Yep, that's my bad on that, sorry confused sacks and sacks allowed, you're correct there.

How could we ever disagree with all yore facts, corch?

Haha, yea I clicked on the wrong link(sacks vs. sacks allowed) honest mistake and admitted it right when you pointed it out.

 

[Fillup Marschell]

Rice is the Jake Holland of message boards. No matter what happens, he is going to get up and line up again.

 

[MomentInTheSun]

I believe I read that he also thinks that AU’s RBs are better than UGAs. Had a huge laugh at that

 

[Denim Vest]

Did y'all get reprimanded for posting those Ricetato memes? I'm probably not one to talk but that would be the best course of action imo. Or maybe start a hashtag #JUCOtake or #EduAUMcated. I always liked going with "it's no wonder you flunked out of AUBURN."

 

[WDE_Tarp]

Rice is the Jake Holland of message boards. No matter what happens, he is going to get up and line up again.

Jake Holland was the worst LB I have ever seen play meaningful snaps at AU, and yet somehow I find this post incredibly disrespectful towards him.

I believe I read that he also thinks that AU’s RBs are better than UGAs. Had a huge laugh at that

Guess you didn't know that KJ leads college football in TDs scored and is a finalist for the Maxwell

*insert completely irrelevant link here*

Common sense people. KERRYON

 

[jacen]

Dude is a troll. Nobody is that stupid.

 

[WDE_Tarp]

Dude is a troll. Nobody is that stupid.

I believe that sometimes he thinks he is trolling. But I also believe that he isn't very smart and really thinks he is on the correct side of the argument.

 

[Big Blue]

*insert completely irrelevant link here*

This sleighed me because it is so utterly rice. Also, @L I G E R's ricederp on the boog board earlier today cracked me up. Not sure how I have't seen that one before.

 

[Big Blue]

Dude is a troll. Nobody is that stupid.

I have told myself this same thing about Gus dozens of times and yet he just keeps proving me wrong.

 

[ThrustMaxwell]

I believe that sometimes he thinks he is trolling. But I also believe that he isn't very smart and really thinks he is on the correct side of the argument.

This. He is not a troll but sometimes he attempts to troll. In reality, he's a mildly special superfan who doesn't have the mental capacity to thoroughly debate his opinions.

 

[RistDownAU]

I believe I read that he also thinks that AU’s RBs are better than UGAs. Had a huge laugh at that

Today he claimed we were six deep at RB. Lulz.
He also posted a video to support his argument tubberville likes Gus when in said video tubbs pretty much says Gus has flaws but we need to support him yada yada..just politicking for the AD job. Like tubbs never lied before.