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******Official God hates AU Game Thread*******

Here’s a take on the boogs from Bruce Feldman:

Biggest disappointment of the midseason
Auburn. The Tigers started out in the AP poll at No. 9 and had a good debut in defeating a top-10 Washington squad. It’s been a dud since then as Gus Malzahn’s team has lost three of its past five games against FBS opponents, including two at home to LSU and a Tennessee team that came in on an 11-game losing streak in SEC play. Auburn also lost at Mississippi State by two TDs the previous week. And it could get uglier since that was actually the softer half of the Tigers’ schedule. Despite having one of the most talented QBs in college football in Jarrett Stidham, the Tigers are averaging only 22 points per game against FBS opponents.
 
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I’ll believe we outscore Ole Miss when I see it... I wouldn’t trust Gus to put up 24+ against a middle school team without defensive and special teams help

I’m full fledged rooting against him every single game for the rest of his tenure... I don’t give a good goddamn about salvaging recruiting or pulling for the kids currently on the team... sorry boys - life is hard and you’re learning a painful but valuable lesson... this needs to hurt so bad the cries echo throughout eternity... this type of poison can never be allowed to enter the program again
 
I’ll believe we outscore Ole Miss when I see it... I wouldn’t trust Gus to put up 24+ against a middle school team without defensive and special teams help

I’m full fledged rooting against him every single game for the rest of his tenure... I don’t give a good goddamn about salvaging recruiting or pulling for the kids currently on the team... sorry boys - life is hard and you’re learning a painful but valuable lesson... this needs to hurt so bad the cries echo throughout eternity... this type of poison can never be allowed to enter the program again
Just when I think I’ve articulated all my negative thoughts with as much bitter vitriol as humanly possible, you always seem to find a way to echo my exact sentiments with a darker, colder, harsher tone than even I am capable.

This is some of the highest praise I can give another epersona.
 
Just when I think I’ve articulated all my negative thoughts with as much bitter vitriol as humanly possible, you always seem to find a way to echo my exact sentiments with a darker, colder, harsher tone than even I am capable.

This is some of the highest praise I can give another epersona.

I’m far more manic depressive about the program than you... I can get dark with the best of them, but in spite of my hatred and complete lack of confidence in Gus, I’ve tricked myself into believing in our talent, and that the competence of the defensive staff could overcome it to a reasonable extent

I feel safe saying those thoughts are gone forever, but I need you as an accountability partner, that if I ever offer one single solitary thought about our football program that even approaches optimism or positivity as long as that charlatan is in charge, you have my permission to berate me as viciously as it takes for me to snap out of it
 
The very definition of insanity, guys.


it’s almost admirable... I mean, if we had a dude that we were just friends with, not even close friends, but just a guy you saw every month or so, and he was this oblivious, it would kind of be interesting to watch him navigate through life, knowing he was his own worst enemy but was generally harmless

but it loses the novelty when he’s making enough money to set up his family for generations, and failing so spectacularly COACHING a GAME, due to those same insecure character flaws... and destroying untold innocent bystanders in the process... he legitimately is potentially costing people millions of dollars, and the same opportunities to setup their families for generations... it’s harsh, and stretching the limits of credulity, but can’t be completely ignored... he’s going to make $49 million for failing so hard he ruined other people’s potential earning power, perhaps beyond repair
 
it’s almost admirable... I mean, if we had a dude that we were just friends with, not even close friends, but just a guy you saw every month or so, and he was this oblivious, it would kind of be interesting to watch him navigate through life, knowing he was his own worst enemy but was generally harmless

but it loses the novelty when he’s making enough money to set up his family for generations, and failing so spectacularly COACHING a GAME, due to those same insecure character flaws... and destroying untold innocent bystanders in the process... he legitimately is potentially costing people millions of dollars, and the same opportunities to setup their families for generations... it’s harsh, and stretching the limits of credulity, but can’t be completely ignored... he’s going to make $49 million for failing so hard he ruined other people’s potential earning power, perhaps beyond repair
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I’ll believe we outscore Ole Miss when I see it... I wouldn’t trust Gus to put up 24+ against a middle school team without defensive and special teams help

I’m full fledged rooting against him every single game for the rest of his tenure... I don’t give a good goddamn about salvaging recruiting or pulling for the kids currently on the team... sorry boys - life is hard and you’re learning a painful but valuable lesson... this needs to hurt so bad the cries echo throughout eternity... this type of poison can never be allowed to enter the program again
I was not here until UT. Obviously I wanted Gus gone, but I also wanted to minimize collateral damage. Well, fugg that. I'm full fledged burning down @CowardlyToaster's house mode now though.

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Marcello "not ruling out" coaching change at Auburn
ByAUSTIN NIVISON3 hrs

All is not well with the Auburn Tigers these days. After a loss to the floundering Tennessee Volunteers, the locker room isn’t in the greatest shape, and head coach Gus Malzahn’s seat is heating up.

On Monday night, Brandon Marcello of Auburn Undercover got a statement from the president of the university, Steven Leath, about the status of the football program. In that statement, there wasn’t exactly a ringing endorsement or vote of confidence for Malzahn. On Tuesday,Marcello talked with Paul Finebaumabout that statement as well as Malzahn’s job security. In his discussion with Finebaum, Marcello attributed the lack of support from Leath to the mounting frustration among the boosters and fans.

“The reason you’re hearing that is because a lot of the boosters, a lot of the money pushers out there, are not happy with what’s going on over there,” Marcello said. “They have made that clear to the president and the athletic director. If things don’t start getting better, not only will the seat get hotter for Gus Malzahn. I’m not ruling out a change by the end of the season even though he’s got a $49 million contract that has at least $38 million guaranteed in buyout money.”


Paying a coach that much money to not come to work sounds utterly absurd to the average person. However, football at Auburn is no average situation. As hard as it may be to believe, Marcello emphasized that Malzahn’s job may be in jeopardy if things don’t turn around in a hurry.

“I know it sounds crazy,” Marcello said. “I know a lot of national guys have been going to me like, ‘Really? He’s the last coach to beat Alabama.’ But football in the state of Alabama is a little bit different. When you are at Auburn, where the boosters will make it known if they’re unhappy along with the fans, I’m saying that if he were to have a losing season this year even though he just signed a major contract, I think all bets are off. It is possible that Gus Malzahn would be talked to about giving him a buyout and letting him ride off into the sunset.”

There is still a long way to go before that happens, but the schedule doesn’t exactly get easier for the Tigers. Texas A&M, Georgia, and Alabama still loom later in the year. If Auburn ends the season with a losing record, it may be tough to convince the fan base that Malzahn should be the guy for the next half dozen years.

“That’s a long way to go — a lot of hypotheticals — but I’ll tell you this. From talking to people and listening to people, high profile folks around the program, they’re not very happy,” Marcello explained. “Folks that were in Gus Malzahn’s corner are no longer in that corner. That’s happened over the last week, and in fact the last several days. When that starts happening, in addition to the fan base seemingly turning against him week by week, it’s hard to sell Gus Malzahn being your coach for the next six seasons after this. Auburn might be willing to pay the money to move forward if he has a losing season and things just aren’t going great as far as attendance and also recruiting. There’s a lot that goes into it, but the big thing is the on the field product, and right now it is not living up to expectations.”


If Malzahn wants to avoid a losing season in 2018, beating Ole Miss this week will be critical. Marcello made no bones about it. If the Tigers don’t beat the Rebels on Saturday, Malzahn will be in a very bad spot.

“It’s the biggest game of Gus Malzahn’s career,” Marcello said. “If they lose this game, they’re going to have a losing record. I don’t see how they beat Texas A&M if they lose to Ole Miss this week.”

Once more, Finebaum asked Marcello about the money. From what he has been told, Marcello thinks the boosters would be willing to chip in, but the money wouldn’t come completely from them. Regardless of where it comes from, Auburn seems confident it could make the financial end of things work.

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“From what I’ve been told, there’s not much concern there when it comes to money,” Marcello said. “They’ll have it. I don’t believe it’ll come necessarily completely from boosters or even half of it will come from boosters. I think some will be willing to help pay for it, but based off what I’ve heard the money issue would not be that big of a hurdle for them to climb. My belief is, based on reading the contract, is that within a couple of months or within a month, they would owe Gus Malzahn $15 million in one sum total, and then he would be paid over the next four years of the contract to spread it out. It isn’t like it’s some big $31 million sum they have to give him.”

This is far from the end of this saga. It will be a very interesting second half of the season in Auburn. Be sure to remain in the loop down the stretch with Auburn Undercover.

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