OT: UnderArmour LULZ

[ThrustMaxwell]

So, as some of us EXPERTS mentioned back when Jacobs accepted a large chunk of our payment from UA as stock options, that was fugging stupid. While all the mouth breathing boogs railed against our EXPERT opinions, we saw that UA, while a decent company, was a huge fad at the time. Their sales were mostly driven by upper middle class soccer moms making sure their boys had the hottest trends for the new school year. Their actual product is decent, outside of their shoes, but it's overpriced and would not continue to compete with Nike, Adidas, etc. once the shininess wore off.

Well here we are today, looking at the stock bottomed out, and now we find out their InfoSec is hot garbage and the personal information and metadata regarding 150M consumers is in the wind, ready for anyone to take advantage of that has the will and a little bit of knowledge.

LULX UA, LULX Jay Jacobs, LULX OBBERN.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/business/ct-under-armour-data-breach-20180329-story,amp.html

 

[ThrustMaxwell]

Anyone who cares to spice up the boog bored today should go bump some of those discussions.

 

[RistDownAU]

Anyone who cares to spice up the boog bored today should go bump some of those discussions.

I’m sure rice would be in every single one too.

 

[demeat]

I like Under Armour clothes.

 

[ThrustMaxwell]

I’m sure rice would be in every single one too.

I wanna say the stock was around $40/share (and a minimum timeframe we had to hold before they could be cashed in) when the agreement was struck and all the mouth breathers were like, "it's never going down, look at what they're doing in soccer (lulz). Every one of my kid's friends wears UA and not Nike!" Fuggin' idiots. Get out of your small southern town suburban bubble and get some fuggin' perspective.

 

[bprockman v2.0]

So, as some of us EXPERTS mentioned back when Jacobs accepted a large chunk of our payment from UA as stock options, that was fugging stupid. While all the mouth breathing boogs railed against our EXPERT opinions, we saw that UA, while a decent company, was a huge fad at the time. Their sales were mostly driven by upper middle class soccer moms making sure their boys had the hottest trends for the new school year. Their actual product is decent, outside of their shoes, but it's overpriced and would not continue to compete with Nike, Adidas, etc. once the shininess wore off.

Well here we are today, looking at the stock bottomed out, and now we find out their InfoSec is hot garbage and the personal information and metadata regarding 150M consumers is in the wind, ready for anyone to take advantage of that has the will and a little bit of knowledge.

LULX UA, LULX Jay Jacobs, LULX OBBERN.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/business/ct-under-armour-data-breach-20180329-story,amp.html

They also got hacked

https://www.wired.com/story/under-armour-myfitnesspal-hack-password-hashing/

I am taking my certified hacking course right now by SANS. Want me to hack Gus and ruin him. No need to hack his play book we already know it.

 

[cookedw]

They also got hacked

https://www.wired.com/story/under-armour-myfitnesspal-hack-password-hashing/

I am taking my certified hacking course right now by SANS. Want me to hack Gus and ruin him. No need to hack his play book we already know it.

Hard to hack a spiral notebook anyway

 

[ThrustMaxwell]

They also got hacked

https://www.wired.com/story/under-armour-myfitnesspal-hack-password-hashing/

I am taking my certified hacking course right now by SANS. Want me to hack Gus and ruin him. No need to hack his play book we already know it.

Which course? Also, yeah I mentioned the hack in the OP, Opie.

 

[bprockman v2.0]

Which course? Also, yeah I mentioned the hack in the OP, Opie.

SANS 504 also getting my CISSP as part of my Masters. Job paying for the SANS class.

 

[ThrustMaxwell]

SANS 504 also getting my CISSP as part of my Masters. Job paying for the SANS class.

That one looks like fun. Who's your instructor? I have a couple of friends and several acquaintances who are instructors.

 

[MomentInTheSun]

@bprockman v2.0 can you please hack Greg's account and then give me mod powers for the day?

 

[Harvey Specter]

They also got hacked

https://www.wired.com/story/under-armour-myfitnesspal-hack-password-hashing/

I am taking my certified hacking course right now by SANS. Want me to hack Gus and ruin him. No need to hack his play book we already know it.

What’s the first thing you’re gonna hack? Can you give me a lot of Bitcoin?

 

[bprockman v2.0]

That one looks like fun. Who's your instructor? I have a couple of friends and several acquaintances who are instructors.

Doing the own demand, if you can get me any tips and hints for test would be great

 

[ThrustMaxwell]

The best advice I've ever been given re: SANS testing was to go read the @hacks4pancakes (Lesley Carhart) page on how to build an index. The GIAC tests are open book, which is good and bad. The SEC401 class had 7 books. So you gotta go in organized.

https://tisiphone.net/2015/08/18/giac-testing/

 

[bprockman v2.0]

The best advice I've ever been given re: SANS testing was to go read the @hacks4pancakes (Lesley Carhart) page on how to build an index. The GIAC tests are open book, which is good and bad. The SEC401 class had 7 books. So you gotta go in organized.

https://tisiphone.net/2015/08/18/giac-testing/

Thanks, my class has 6 books a lot of material.

 

[Jay G Tate]

So, as some of us EXPERTS mentioned back when Jacobs accepted a large chunk of our payment from UA as stock options, that was fugging stupid. While all the mouth breathing boogs railed against our EXPERT opinions, we saw that UA, while a decent company, was a huge fad at the time. Their sales were mostly driven by upper middle class soccer moms making sure their boys had the hottest trends for the new school year. Their actual product is decent, outside of their shoes, but it's overpriced and would not continue to compete with Nike, Adidas, etc. once the shininess wore off.

Well here we are today, looking at the stock bottomed out, and now we find out their InfoSec is hot garbage and the personal information and metadata regarding 150M consumers is in the wind, ready for anyone to take advantage of that has the will and a little bit of knowledge.

LULX UA, LULX Jay Jacobs, LULX OBBERN.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/business/ct-under-armour-data-breach-20180329-story,amp.html

I like their softball uniforms.

 

[ThrustMaxwell]

Doing the own demand, if you can get me any tips and hints for test would be great

I'm so fuggin' glad you said this. I had a voucher application good for (3) on-line courses and the deadline was today. I'm gonna kiss your bald ass and buy you beverages for not letting me piss away almost $20k....

 

[wcw3au1]

Probably in the minority but I’ve never lost a penny on a stock until I sold it.

 

[ThrustMaxwell]

Probably in the minority but I’ve never lost a penny on a stock until I sold it.

Yep, no big deal. It's only valued at a 1/3 of what it was when we took it on.

 

[ShenaniganZ]

I like their shit so I hope they don't go out of business but they have managed the company into the pooper.

 

[wcw3au1]

Yep, no big deal. It's only valued at a 1/3 of what it was when we took it on.

Not arguing with you Chief. Just stating a fact.

 

[bprockman v2.0]

I'm so fuggin' glad you said this. I had a voucher application good for (3) on-line courses and the deadline was today. I'm gonna kiss your bald ass and buy you beverages for not letting me piss away almost $20k....

Let me know what you plan to take

 

[ThrustMaxwell]

Let me know what you plan to take

Looking at ICS410, ICS515, and SEC503. As much as I'd like to take some pen-test/red team classes, my job currently is to defend. I have a lab at home to play with all the fun red-team stuff like metasploit, empire, etc. Fun stuff.