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Ricedp deserves a job in the auburn AD

I was on an intramural softball team that went 0-8 two years in a row. I don't feel so bad about that now.
Associated yourself with some accomplished athletes I see... actual game footage below:
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I lol every time that I hear he once claimed to be an AU student athlete. It's so very Rice and I wish I was there to witness it. Luckily, he rehashed the very same concept for us on the bunker when he claimed to be a coach. That made the bus ride from my hotel to the magic kingdom a truly special Disney moment
 
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I think @ShenaniganZ kept some of the other ones I made and he made a few of his own. These are the only ones I have.



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The JGT piece is a burst of artistic genius the likes the world has not seen since Picasso. It's so beautiful.


Threads like this one make me question my life choices. I'm currently in a state of deep reflection, attempting to determine whether I can continue justifying allowing work and personal life to interfere with internetting.
 
I lol every time that I hear he once claimed to be an AU student athlete. It's so very Rice and I wish I was there to witness it. Luckily, he rehashed the very same concept for us on the bunker when he claimed to be a coach. That made the bus ride from my hotel to the magic kingdom a truly special Disney moment
I really really thought that he was purposely joking regarding his coaching... I should have known better. He isn't the first person that I've met that claimed to be a student-athlete for being on the club team of some obscure sport. Really grasping at straws when that is the case. He knew that club sports don't count.

Even with all of the dumb stuff that he posts on a regular basis... I still like the guy for whatever reason. He provides me entertainment, and it is amazing how he can somehow always be positive. But man he uses the most roundabout "logic" you will ever see. Breathtaking sometimes.
 
Haven't checked out that thread. Let me guess... "Les is the only proven coach available that has won in the SEC..." or something along those lines, right?

Pretty much. He started this the other day and a thread got started today about an article pumping up Brohm big time.

The other day it was pretty much, "the last couple of years don't matter....if he hires the right guy....etc"
 
I never mind Rice's opinions. It's just the total inconsistency in the way he formulated them is what's so maddening. And then you call him out on it, and he goes through some crazy mental gymnastics to ineffectively show how's he not contradicting himself. He's just so bizarre
 
He referred to Les on Monday as him being a Bruce Pearl type hire for us.
This is what's so weird to me. He was yammering about Chip Lindsey and RPOs and how that's the future of CFB this offseason. That's a vastly inexperienced coach running a passing/spread concept offense. And now he apparently thinks an old man running a completely outdated offense is gonna save Auburn. So weird
 
Those of you who are completely free of the boog board are missing out on the riciest of ricedp threads...

https://auburn.forums.rivals.com/threads/for-those-of-you-hoping-for-jeff-brohm.302190/

Cliffs - Somebody posted this article: https://www.sbnation.com/college-fo...e-football-2017-jeff-brohm-head-coach-offense Rice says we should take a wait-and-see approach on Jeff Brohm because he has only coached two games, but the jury is back on Tom Herman, who is a proven failure at Texas. Proceeds from there to advocating for Les Miles because he is a proven successful coach. Comparisons between Brohm and Gene Chizik, moving targets, and other hilarity.

It's a pity that board no longer has @Denim Vest to remind them that they are arguing with a deranged lunatic. ;)
 
Those of you who are completely free of the boog board are missing out on the riciest of ricedp threads...

https://auburn.forums.rivals.com/threads/for-those-of-you-hoping-for-jeff-brohm.302190/

Cliffs - Somebody posted this article: https://www.sbnation.com/college-fo...e-football-2017-jeff-brohm-head-coach-offense Rice says we should take a wait-and-see approach on Jeff Brohm because he has only coached two games, but the jury is back on Tom Herman, who is a proven failure at Texas. Proceeds from there to advocating for Les Miles because he is a proven successful coach. Comparisons between Brohm and Gene Chizik, moving targets, and other hilarity.

It's a pity that board no longer has @Denim Vest to remind them that they are arguing with a deranged lunatic. ;)
Please tell him I laughed at him.
 
Those of you who are completely free of the boog board are missing out on the riciest of ricedp threads...

https://auburn.forums.rivals.com/threads/for-those-of-you-hoping-for-jeff-brohm.302190/

Cliffs - Somebody posted this article: https://www.sbnation.com/college-fo...e-football-2017-jeff-brohm-head-coach-offense Rice says we should take a wait-and-see approach on Jeff Brohm because he has only coached two games, but the jury is back on Tom Herman, who is a proven failure at Texas. Proceeds from there to advocating for Les Miles because he is a proven successful coach. Comparisons between Brohm and Gene Chizik, moving targets, and other hilarity.

It's a pity that board no longer has @Denim Vest to remind them that they are arguing with a deranged lunatic. ;)
He's just a black hole of stupidity. Best avoided IYAM but it's nice to know he's there if you're really in the mood to delittle someone.
 
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