JGT’s new midlife crisis hair cut
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What the hell is he doing?
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Just gotta ask. How much time does a metro hairstyle like that take? If I can’t jump in the shower and fix my wet hair at the nearest redlight then I don’t see the point in it.
If I were to walk in on two gay dudes fvcking each other in the a$$, I would think it was less gay than that haircut.
I realized the other day that I haven’t actually brushed my hair in around 12 years
I just... can’t
That is the haircut of a desperate man with no sense of shame.
The funniest thing is that he’s obviously using a hair straightener or something to fix his natural pubish type hair...
That’s photoshopped, right? I can’t believe this.
I hope this just becomes a thing where he tries a bunch of different looks until he settles on something. Hipster JGT would be interesting. But I hope he goes total goth on us next
HOLY SHIT, WOW!
Mothers hide your babies...especially the gay ones.
Mothers hide your babies...especially the gay ones.
“Voodoo garlic parmesan frosted tips”.
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Stolen from the Bunker. The author needs an invite to the Greg just for that post.
autriumvirate
Stolen from the Bunker. The author needs an invite to the Greg just for that post.
Did he lose a bet and this is part of it? There is no way he is wearing his hair like that by choice.I seriously can’t stop LOLing
Well he’s a giant dork so he probably thinks he looks cool
Nobody likes him. If anyone cared about him in the least they would never allow him to leave the house looking like that. Ho Li Phuk!
I bet he bleaches his vagina hair too...I seriously can’t stop LOLing
In all seriousness, WTF do y’all think possessed him to do that?
Theories
1. Midlife Crisis
2. Believes it diverts away from rest of body
3. Someone close to him came out gay and he is letting them express themselves by helping style his look
4. Someone close to him is in beauty school and they are using him for school project.
5. He is having an affair and believes this helps him look better to his new gal.
6. Trying to keep his significant other interested.
TBB thread on this is 5 pages now. His tone is noticeably different since
same, but 15 for me. Not since April 7, 2003. A date that I will never forget.
My apologies to Bruce, but I believe I'm on the path to successfully derailing Tate's Bruce conference call thread.
https://auburn.forums.rivals.com/threads/bruce-pearl-notes.868451/#post-5615898
https://auburn.forums.rivals.com/threads/bruce-pearl-notes.868451/#post-5615898
bruh...you know at least half of us aren't allowed to view the boog anymore.
please provide Clip Notez for us non-jarhead boog supporters
