JGT’s new midlife crisis hair cut

[BigtimeAub]

Go on...

 

[WDE_Tarp]

Nothing super interesting in the actual thread:

This post is quite creepy. You get that close and don't say something?

You can thank @Chad Simmons for the pic

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Yeah, but you edited it and made it creepy. Dang. Weirdo.

Don't hate because you don't have enough machismo to pull it off.

 

[ALLTIGER85]

After a google search. Gonna just stop here. I think I know what your saying but it could be something else.

 

[ALLTIGER85]

Nothing super interesting in the actual thread:

Machismo to pull it off? lulz, he legit thinks he’s pulling it off.

 

[Slippin Jimmy]

MACHISMO

 

[Boytano]

wow...
Hey Jay, Flock of Seagulls just called and said your hair is G-H-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-Y!

 

[wcw3au1]

He’s lost his mind.

 

[WDE_Tarp]

He’s lost his mind.

Honestly when you put everything together over the past year to year and a half this is the only thing that makes sense.

 

[BigtimeAub]

bruh...you know at least half of us aren't allowed to view the boog anymore.
please provide Clip Notez for us non-jarhead boog supporters

Out of 46 posts in that thread, these had nothing to do with the OP (though OP is included for context).

He's speaking on a summer SEC teleconference ...

• "We've got more traditional size than I've ever had. We made small ball at Auburn work. I hope to try to play the same way even though we have better size 1 through 5."
• "We were able to recruit depth. It's difficult to recruit depth." (Mentions PG/SG)
• "Just the chemistry and work ethic. They're focused. They feel like there's unfinished business."
• More on his situation at G: "We're going to have good depth at point guard. The problem is that they could all play other positions." Says Bryce is a 2, can play 1. Says Samir probably will play off the ball. The new JUCO PG J'Von McCormick: "He's been a really solid player, really good athlete, really good defender, wants to compete. He's going to play every night."
• Harper, Brown, Samir and McCormick — that's your four-man guard rotation.
• BP likes Samir, notes that he'll someday go home to Philly and do something special because "he grew up in a pretty tough spot."
• On what BP meant about unfinished business. He talks about Harper being a fighter. He says Harper and Bryce have been overlooked. "Neither one of those guys was drafted." Also mentions Wiley, who also wasn't drafted. Also mentions Danjel being held out last season. Also mentions Samir and Malik Dunbar. "There are a lot of guys on our roster that are hungry."
• On if teams are more about good depth than star players now: "The more depth you have, the more you share it. Is that a function of Golden State having more depth and more good players? Of course, they had Kevin Durant when they needed him."
• On getting kids back from the draft process: "It's very important for our program, but it was more important for those kids to go through that process. They got some great feedback. Not every kid is going to do what they're told. I think (the NBA) wants kids to make the best decision."
• Says he felt like Wiley would have been drafted had he come back, but stands to improve his position heading into 2019. BP is fired up about Wiley being back. (Of course!)
• On the SEC: "There was not a night off. When I was at Tennessee, we had a couple games every year where if we didn't beat ourselves, we could win one in the league."
• BP talks about several other SEC coaches who are awesome in his estimation: Tom Crean, Billy Kennedy, Kermit Davis.

Did Bruce like your hair?

Bruce sweat straight through his dress shirt as soon as he seen’t JGT

I will pay for that hairdo if Bruce will do it

Those frosted golden locks are quite spectacular. My wife gets the same coloring. I wonder if @Jay G. Tate makes the drive over to Envy Salon in Opelika as well?

More like Jelly Salon, because your boy is jelly AF right now.

I think there's an ice cream shop nearby. Wouldn't mind grabbing a long popsicle to suck on and conversing while he waits.

Summer time is so exciting

I wear it better

Much easier to look at this way, please buy this exact wig

BOOM

1) Lord you guys are brutal with JGT. But I'm sure he knows its only because you love him. And, with at least a few of you, that love is carnal. NTTIAWWT.

2) Reading what Bruce has to say or listening to him gets me so fired up. Fellas, this bball team is going to be so damn good.

@Jay G. Tate any developments on the assistant hire that is eminent (my word)?

The Key Lime Pie from Frio's is hard to beat.

Sorry Calipari....

I only make fun of people I like, so there is that. This is PG compared to how bad all of my military buddies hate on each other. I’ll still kick @Marcello in the taint if he hates on JGT though.

Agreed. Why can't basketball season start tomorrow? This is the most excited I have ever been for any AU team (yes including football) to start a season.

well if it fires you up, you better join me for a game this year.

You plan on wearing pants to any games this season?

Can throw a shit pitch and still makes it his bitch. WOLF.

Damn that is some quality bunkering right there.

Jay G has gotten trim and has flowing locks. Brandon will be condescendingly smug, no doubt.

Stop trying to derail this thread with your nonsense.

I think if the civilian world understood this better, people wouldn't hate me so much. Just a bad habit that I can't shake.

I would tell him to EAD, but he would cover it in bbq sauce and do just that.

I miss the days that being called a stupid POS was a term of endearment.

Damn she is awesome.

Tremendous.

FAKE NEWS from BSPN. Here is the raw footage:

 

[BigtimeAub]

Out of 46 posts in that thread, these had nothing to do with the OP (though OP is included for context).

I had no idea it was going to go like it did. Thought it was truly going to devolve but the bunker's basketball nerds got in there and righted the ship.

 

[Boytano]

lulz...he went ape shit when someone posted a pic of his daughter (she's a girl) and then he lusts after the "banana gobbler"

Spoiler

jay be like

 

[Fillup Marschell]

So he let @captAUmerica21 back in the clubhouse.

 

[Boytano]

he'll let anyone back in as long as they kiss the ring.

 

[Slippin Jimmy]

he'll let anyone back in as long as they kiss the ring.

He ain’t letting me back no matter what I kiss. I’m cool with it, though. The Greg is far better anyway...

 

[Boytano]

Same...he will never get another penny from me

 

[AshleySchaeffer]

So he let @captAUmerica21 back in the clubhouse.

Yeah. He made me say I wouldn’t post about MAGA anymore. But did apologize

 

[Slippin Jimmy]

Yeah. He made me say I wouldn’t post about MAGA anymore. But did apologize

Puss

 

[Harvey Specter]

Yeah. He made me say I wouldn’t post about MAGA anymore. But did apologize

Sounds like you failed MAGA then

 

[anon_xdkqbpnrbtnct]

Yeah. He made me say I wouldn’t post about MAGA anymore. But did apologize

“Hey Donald, this guy stopped MAGAing when he was threatened with a ban by a dude with frosted tips”

“lol send him directly to the MAGA concentration camps with the Mexicans”

 

[BigtimeAub]

Yeah. He made me say I wouldn’t post about MAGA anymore. But did apologize

MAGA is so disappointed in you. Very disappointed. The greatest disappointment ever.

 

[ShenaniganZ]

MAGA is so disappointed in you. Very disappointed. The greatest disappointment ever.

It's YUGE

 

[AshleySchaeffer]

MAGA is so disappointed in you. Very disappointed. The greatest disappointment ever.

I posted about the king yesterday. He apologized to me.

 

[wcw3au1]

That sh!+ almost makes Trumps’ hair look normal.

 

[midnighttulips]

That sh!+ almost makes Trumps’ hair look normal.

Lol’d

 

[Cory4AU*]

 

[Weagle1492]

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THIS IS NOT REAL.

 

[Weagle1492]

I just want to know, honest to god, how the people who support this guy and stand up for him feel. This dude is the very literal actual definition of a loser, and there are people, ON THIS VERY BOARD, who stand up and say "I stand with James Gregory Tate."

How much of a beta cuck could you possibly be to think a dude like that is a person to even talk to much less stand behind.

I bet some of those folks saw this haircut and looked in the mirror and realized what they had become, what they had done.

Good lord.


also its hilarious.

 

[RistDownAU]

In all seriousness, WTF do y’all think possessed him to do that?

The world cup/soccer

 

[RistDownAU]

Lulz I never noticed the paper honoring me behind cam.

 

[ShenaniganZ]

Lulz I never noticed the paper honoring me behind cam.

Fake news.

 

[Weagle1492]

Machismo to pull it off? lulz, he legit thinks he’s pulling it off.

I honestly had no idea that there were so many legitimate losers on the bunk.

 

[wcw3au1]

I honestly had no idea that there were so many legitimate losers on the bunk.

I know I was the biggest ass over there, but when I get on a buddies account now and read for 10 minutes, I realize it’s a fuggin miracle I wasn’t x29 worse!

 

[midnighttulips]

I know I was the biggest ass over there, but when I get on a buddies account now and read for 10 minutes, I realize it’s a fuggin miracle I wasn’t x29 worse!

Some days it’s hard not to be an ass over there.

 

[ALLTIGER85]

Some days it’s hard not to be an ass over there.

I lay in bed sometimes and debate whether or not to create another account just to be an ass to some of them. But then I remember Jate would be getting my money and somehow feel like he won. People with that hair doesn’t get to feel like they won.

 

[ShenaniganZ]

I lay in bed sometimes and debate whether or not to create another account just to be an ass to some of them. But then I remember Jate would be getting my money and somehow feel like he won. People with that hair doesn’t get to feel like they won.

I feel you bro. #BLAZERMODS4LIFE

 

[MomentInTheSun]

damn. Was just randomly perusing through what i can of JGT's posts to see if he was engaging in some world cup soccer snobbery, but I came across this. @Harvey Specter did you and Jay G throw hands on the tronz? Seems like he's upset with you

 

[ShenaniganZ]

damn. Was just randomly perusing through what i can of JGT's posts to see if he was engaging in some world cup soccer snobbery, but I came across this. @Harvey Specter did you and Jay G throw hands on the tronz? Seems like he's upset with you

Tater calling someone a cuck? LMFAO

God he sucks so bad lulz

 

[Harvey Specter]

damn. Was just randomly perusing through what i can of JGT's posts to see if he was engaging in some world cup soccer snobbery, but I came across this. @Harvey Specter did you and Jay G throw hands on the tronz? Seems like he's upset with you

Haven’t interacted with him in months. No idea

 

[ShenaniganZ]

Haven’t interacted with him in months. No idea

Lol perfect. Tate is just infinitely mad at anyone who interacts here.

 

[Denim Vest]

damn. Was just randomly perusing through what i can of JGT's posts to see if he was engaging in some world cup soccer snobbery, but I came across this. @Harvey Specter did you and Jay G throw hands on the tronz? Seems like he's upset with you

Oh that’s interesting. God he’s so hip for a fat 40 something using edgy words and dying his hair.