It's possibly the best troll of all time. I mean, my gods, what other reasonable answer is there for paying this man $7M. Unless he's really @ricedp105. Then it's worth every penny.
******Official Tennessee vs Boogs Game Thread*******^
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I was a little disappointed by not wasting a timeout. I'd called (2) in this game with my wife for our weekly prop bet. Gus is gonna have to GUS hard for me in the second half or I'm cooking dinner.
I no longer feel like a refugee, so not claiming Refugee Nation any longer. This is my home now. I'll be trying on some new faces in a few weeks when I get back from PHISH TOUR.
I swear I am beginning to believe Gus is a robot fully under the control of a Buffalo Wild Wings full of degenerate gamblers making a living off of prop bets.
Nope, he’s just a geography teacher/gym coach from the Ozarks making $7mm per year because some hicks care too much about college football.
My uncle just showed me a pic of OJ Howard at my granddad’s house in Tampa. Funny shit
Yep, booed him when he was talking about beating cancer, until they figured out he was talking about cancer. A good five seconds til it clicked.
off the top of my head - and feel free to add
telling the announcers earlier this week he feels we’ve still got a shot at a national title
kick returners fumble after running into each other
busted play out of a gimmick formation that we spent either 0 time practicing, or hours, who knows - it’s equally beautiful either way... either the most inefficient practice time ever, or 0
a solid, competent, first and second possession that lulls you into a false sense of security
gimmick playcall mid-drive to stop momentum
gimmick of all gimmick calls leading to interception
saying “we’d be winning by a lot more” without the 2 turnovers, with no realization that the translation is “we’d be winning by a lot more if I didn’t call that bullshit in the middle of a drive when we’re moving the ball well without it”
some plays that worked that will be called repeatedly, even after not working at all after the first time
some plays that worked that will never be called again this month or until the UGA/BAMA games
some plays that didn’t work, that will continue to be called, multiple times, even though they’re not working
I’m sure I’m missing 15 other things, but that’s a good start
we’ve got some things we need to see this half though:
wasted timeout early - preferably on defense on 4th down when we’re confused if they’re going for it, or on offense on 4th down when we’re confused on if we’re going for it
turnover when a punt hits one of our players who never sees it coming
going into an offensive shell as panic sets it
some complete offensive clusterfvck - snap when QB isn’t ready, wildcat snap over someone’s head, WR throws interception, sack/fumble on trick play
big play called back by illegal formation because some OT out in formation waving his arms like a mental patient confused our team or the refs on which receivers were eligible
a surprise! something I don’t even know is coming that cements this as the greatest achievement of his coaching career, if not life
I’m ready for it... I want this more than life itself right now
telling the announcers earlier this week he feels we’ve still got a shot at a national title
kick returners fumble after running into each other
busted play out of a gimmick formation that we spent either 0 time practicing, or hours, who knows - it’s equally beautiful either way... either the most inefficient practice time ever, or 0
a solid, competent, first and second possession that lulls you into a false sense of security
gimmick playcall mid-drive to stop momentum
gimmick of all gimmick calls leading to interception
saying “we’d be winning by a lot more” without the 2 turnovers, with no realization that the translation is “we’d be winning by a lot more if I didn’t call that bullshit in the middle of a drive when we’re moving the ball well without it”
some plays that worked that will be called repeatedly, even after not working at all after the first time
some plays that worked that will never be called again this month or until the UGA/BAMA games
some plays that didn’t work, that will continue to be called, multiple times, even though they’re not working
I’m sure I’m missing 15 other things, but that’s a good start
we’ve got some things we need to see this half though:
wasted timeout early - preferably on defense on 4th down when we’re confused if they’re going for it, or on offense on 4th down when we’re confused on if we’re going for it
turnover when a punt hits one of our players who never sees it coming
going into an offensive shell as panic sets it
some complete offensive clusterfvck - snap when QB isn’t ready, wildcat snap over someone’s head, WR throws interception, sack/fumble on trick play
big play called back by illegal formation because some OT out in formation waving his arms like a mental patient confused our team or the refs on which receivers were eligible
a surprise! something I don’t even know is coming that cements this as the greatest achievement of his coaching career, if not life
I’m ready for it... I want this more than life itself right now
Shamefully really need Tennessee to have a good second half. Have a lot of money on them today in point totals and spread.
Ole Greg’s Unit getting abused today guys
It is an amazing concept - using a strength on your team in key situations.
Nice to see a coach realize he’s got DB’s overmatched and repeatedly get the ball to his playmakers
we didn’t get the special teams fumble after it hits someone who wasn’t expecting it, but damn we were close
I’m officially excited... not ready to switch to full “it’s happening” mode, but my finger is on the trigger
We gotta bench Stidham and Fire Gus
my god, we’ve got a tight enough you couldn’t drive a nail up his ass, nose picking, grimacing Gus
MARK IT OFF THE CHECKLIST
MARK IT OFF THE CHECKLIST
I am rock fvcking hard right now.
oh my god, I had to rewind to be sure I didn’t miss the nosepick
Stidham doing God’s work to get Gus removed.
This could be a losing to John L. Smith type performance fam.
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play so shitty you get Gus fired
come back for Sr year to play for Lane
???
profit
I just booed them both and got a head shake and disgusted look from a cuck ass boog in front of me. Not gonna lie, gave him a Henne smirk.
Tap in birdie at 3. What a great day.
Gotten that look many times in that stadium.
please god have something so catastrophic happen that even multimillionaires have to say enough is enough and set $49 million on fire and we don’t waste these freshmen WR’s and the ones we have committed
Y'all didn't know Pruitt was the "Gus Whisperer". This is happenin' gang, I got that feeling.
Haven’t even tried to get it to Schwartz since the TD
