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OT: Denim's Dozen early hoops rankings 6/21

No kidding. Every thread of ours should technically be zapped here yet @greg lets them live on
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Oh well my boog brothers,Kentucky has vaulted into the numero uno position.
Nah. Only one ball to go around. I’ve read that this Cats team lacks chemistry and that the fans have not gotten their heads right yet. Not much time until first tip and I doubt that Cal can right the ship while looking over his shoulder for Bruce.
 
Nah. Only one ball to go around. I’ve read that this Cats team lacks chemistry and that the fans have not gotten their heads right yet. Not much time until first tip and I doubt that Cal can right the ship while looking over his shoulder for Bruce.
One ball does come into play for sure,but only in this situation lol...!!!,As of today when Travis committed nothing short of the NCAA title is acceptable,so the fans are set.Cal is cool with Bruce,Go Cats.
 
I want to apologize brAUthers for not bringing in a single blue blood fan with my sales pitches.

The Gonzaga fans thought I was from another country and the Duke fans just outright laughed or insta-banned me.

The best advice I was ever given was "never try" and I tried.
 
I need some clarification...is the the real rice or the @greg Rice account? (was on TMB reading the replies to @Denim Vest 's post lulzing)

@hank :Your best player just transferred to St. John’s like 24 hours ago, and you posted this today?

@ricedp_105 :Strong play. I admire the confidence.
He’s not AUs best player. He’s a crybaby ball hog that plays mediocre D. Top scorer and talented but he’s not as big a loss as people think.

Btw, how do we get rid of this annoying post restriction? Trying to talk some hoops here dang.

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(never mind, just answered my own question. well played)
 
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Rosters taking shape now that youngsters have made their draft decisions official. Time to look at the best teams in the land as it stands right now. Feel free to distribute amongst other elite online hoops communities:

1) Auburn

Austin Wiley is back as the most unstoppable force down low in college hoops. Jared Harper and Bryce Brown form arguably the best returning backcourt in the country. Pair that all up with depth and studs galore throughout the roster and you have the preseason #1 team in the country.

2) Kansas

Kansas just reloads as they return poor man’s Austin Wiley in Udodo Azabuke along with a bevy of stud teens and trannies. Bill Self and Co will surely win another B12 title and be in position to lose late in the tourney.

3) Kentucky

For once Corch Cal returns a few five stars from a disappointing 2017-18 squad. Some experienced talent to go with another star studded group of teen sensations has Catville thinking final 4 run.

4) Gonzaga

The Zags return a couple guys that could have gone in the first round in Rui Hachimodo and Killian Tillie. This could be Mark Few’s most talented team ever with the chops to finally cut down the nets.

5) Duke

This is Duke and Corch K so of course they’re in the top 5. They lose everyone but bring in one of the most ballyhooed FR classes in cbb history including future #1 draft pick RJ Barrett.

6) Nevada

Casino money runs rampant in NV and Eric Musselman’s club is putting that cash to good use scooping up grad trannies and 5*s to pair with a squad that returns a lot from an elite 8 run.

7) UNC

It’s the HEELS and they return veteran stud Luke Maye along with plenty of talent. Losing Joel Berry is a blow but Fr Nassir Little is a readymade collegiate star.

8) UVA

What they lack in actual talent this program more than makes up for in relentless, annoying effort on the defensive end. Top 10 club but has no chance whatsoever at advancing deep in the tourney.

9) Tennessee

After a surprising season that saw UT finish 2nd in the SEC and make the tourney everyone returns to Knoxville. Not enough talent to contend with SEC big dogs like Auburn and UK but this club is scrappy and Rick Barnes is a heck of a corch.

10) Villanova

The Champs lose a lot but this is Jay Wright, the most handsome HC in cbb. Still plenty of talent remains and some studs coming in.

11) Mississippi St

Should be breakout a year in Starkvegas as Ben Howland returns everyone and adds a 5* stud. Squad has all the talent to go from deep NIT run to sweet 16.

12) FSU

FSU made a surprise run to the brink of a final 4 and returns most of the roster. This squad looks like a bunch of 30+ year old prison ballers and play like it too.

13) LSU

Will Wade surpassed expectations in year one and now brings in a top 5 crootin class, stud tranny in Kavell Bigby and returns star PG Tremont Waters. A tourney birth is a formality for this club with the potential for more.
Any chance we get a post-season Denim's Dozen? The preseason rankings held up unsurprisingly well.
 
Any chance we get a post-season Denim's Dozen? The preseason rankings held up unsurprisingly well.
It did sting more than it should to read this again:

"8) UVA

What they lack in actual talent this program more than makes up for in relentless, annoying effort on the defensive end. Top 10 club but has no chance whatsoever at advancing deep in the tourney."
 
re-reading the UNC “BRUCE doesn’t wanna run with us” utter horseshit, I’m desperately trying to find BRUCE’s all time record vs Roy... the way that guy talked Roy had been giving BRUCE the business for years, but I could’ve sworn I read a note before the Sweet 16 game that they’d only met once before

granted, UNC put up 100 when BRUCE was doing the coaching job of a lifetime to get that trash school from Knoxville to respectability... but the way that mouthbreather talked, it was a normal occurrence

irregardless, BRUCE had never faced Roy with a group of HYG’s... so it played out exactly the way all of us knew it would... oh well - no one can say we didn’t warn them
 
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