OT: Ethics

[anon_xdkqbpnrbtnct]

I just completed an Ethics training at work, a 2 hour ethics training, in 10 minutes.

I made a 17/18 on the quiz at the beginning. If you ace the quiz you get to skip almost the whole thing.

I'm pretty much the most ethical person. Ask me any question about ethics and I've got it.

 

[Van Gorstache]

If you had a time machine, would you kill Hitler when he was a baby?

 

[anon_xdkqbpnrbtnct]

If you had a time machine, would you kill Hitler when he was a baby?

No, I would instead go back in time and tell his family that someday their son would inspire a really bad movement and they need to pay attention to him and be kind. Maybe get him involved in sports.

I would steal the bread to feed my family though.

 

[Harvey Specter]

Was that a personal call you just took on your work phone?

 

[anon_xdkqbpnrbtnct]

Was that a personal call you just took on your work phone?

I had a coworker interrupt our work conversation the other day because his alarm went off. He opened his phone, clicked around for about a minute, and then put it down.

He then openly admitted that he is in a clan on one of those strategy games and he has to harvest his gold once every two hours.

 

[Muttonchop]

I'm ethical until I see I can't be, anymore. If no one else has ethics, that would place me at an unfair disadvantage.

 

[anon_xdkqbpnrbtnct]

One thing I found fascinating about the training was that The Whistleblower hotline might as well be called the "You're Going to Get Fired" hotline.

 

[Slippin Jimmy]

I’m super ethical in some facets of life and completely and totally unethical in others. Do you have a diagnosis for me, Doc?

 

[BigtimeAub]

I just completed an Ethics training at work, a 2 hour ethics training, in 10 minutes.

I made a 17/18 on the quiz at the beginning. If you ace the quiz you get to skip almost the whole thing.

I'm pretty much the most ethical person. Ask me any question about ethics and I've got it.

If you discovered a plot to kill the president (one that you like), and the assassin was your mother. Would you report the plot to LLEO?

 

[anon_xdkqbpnrbtnct]

If you discovered a plot to kill the president (one that you like), and the assassin was your mother. Would you report the plot to LLEO?

Absolutely I would.

Are you kidding me? I would get a medal and a slot in the presidential doomsday bunker for that kind of loyalty.

Sux for mom tho (who I have never seen run in my life).

 

[anon_xdkqbpnrbtnct]

If you found out via definitive proof on the day of the wedding that a bride was cheating on her future husband, would you tell the husband what the bride is doing, even though it would ruin the day?

 

[jeramye]

I’m super ethical in some facets of life and completely and totally unethical in others. Do you have a diagnosis for me, Doc?

My basic rule is that I'm not going to screw anyone over that doesn't screw other people over. However if I see someone being completely unethical and trying to take advantage of any angle they can to enrich themselves at the expense of someone else by unjust acts I will wait till they show an area of weakness I can either exploit myself or tell someone else to exploit. I don't believe "what goes around comes around" is a passive mantra. I believe we are supposed to help make that happen.

 

[Slippin Jimmy]

My basic rule is that I'm not going to screw anyone over that doesn't screw other people over. However if I see someone being completely unethical and trying to take advantage of any angle they can to enrich themselves at the expense of someone else by unjust acts I will wait till they show an area of weakness I can either exploit myself or tell someone else to exploit. I don't believe "what goes around comes around" is a passive mantra. I believe we are supposed to help make that happen.

Yep. Sometimes you have to create karma. I’m not going to cheat anyone when it involves money. I’m also never going to cheat at golf. I might play a little loose with the rules when it comes to some rando board game, though, as long as it doesn’t involve money.

I’m also never going to rat a buddy out for cheating on his wife or GF, but I’ll tell on his ass in a nanosecond for stealing something or cheating someone out of money.

 

[Harvey Specter]

If you found out via definitive proof on the day of the wedding that a bride was cheating on her future husband, would you tell the husband what the bride is doing, even though it would ruin the day?

Probably, but it better be definitive. Otherwise you’re guaranteed to lose that friend for life

 

[anon_xdkqbpnrbtnct]

Probably, but it better be definitive. Otherwise you’re guaranteed to lose that friend for life

Yep, definitely gotta be definitive.

 

[cookedw]

I’m super ethical in some facets of life and completely and totally unethical in others. Do you have a diagnosis for me, Doc?

Yea, you should have never done business with Walt.

 

[Slippin Jimmy]

Yea, you should have never done business with Walt.

He gave me a lot of bread, bruh. I’m doing just fine.

 

[ShenaniganZ]

Yea, you should have never done business with Walt.

Got me

 

[Fillup Marschell]

Spoiler: Obligatory

 

[jacen]

I just completed an Ethics training at work, a 2 hour ethics training, in 10 minutes.

I made a 17/18 on the quiz at the beginning. If you ace the quiz you get to skip almost the whole thing.

I'm pretty much the most ethical person. Ask me any question about ethics and I've got it.

You a federal employee?

 

[Denim Vest]

 

[anon_xdkqbpnrbtnct]

You a federal employee?

Nah I work for a huge company though