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OT: Table or Booth?

Only time that it is acceptable is if there is a tv viewing issue and the boogs are playing so it is a must.
 
Before my 2yo and inevitable marital bitterness/disdain set in, I was team booth all the way, across from the Mrs and we would play footsy, finish our awesome blossom and ribeyes and go home for some outback-fueled down under lovemaking. But now when I get a booth, my wife won't even look at me and when i put my son's high chair in the aisle, I am worried some clumsy fat is going to knock him over or some weirdo will try to talk to him. So now we sit at tables where I can position him carefully and I sit catty-corner to the wife so we can avoid eye-contact. I really miss booths though. And we only eat at hooters and newk's now.
 
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Seems that booth is gonna win the day. Sensible folk here on The Greg. Would you wait 10 minutes for a booth to open up if there is an immediate table opening? I would.
 
Seems that booth is gonna win the day. Sensible folk here on The Greg. Would you wait 10 minutes for a booth to open up if there is an immediate table opening? I would.

I'd go table in that instance but I like the booth. The one thing I will say about the table is that you can get out easier if you are with a foursome or more.

Here's another one:

If you are eating alone, and someone sits right across from you and faces you in the booth adjacent, what do you do?

I take that act as a hostile maneuver and I move.
 
I'd go table in that instance but I like the booth. The one thing I will say about the table is that you can get out easier if you are with a foursome or more.

Here's another one:

If you are eating alone, and someone sits right across from you and faces you in the booth adjacent, what do you do?

I take that act as a hostile maneuver and I move.

Need more data. If it is Jennifer Anniston I stay put, or even Pink, I stay put.
 
Before my 2yo and inevitable marital bitterness/disdain set in, I was team booth all the way, across from the Mrs and we would play footsy, finish our awesome blossom and ribeyes and go home for some outback-fueled down under lovemaking. But now when I get a booth, my wife won't even look at me and when i put my son's high chair in the aisle, I am worried some clumsy fat is going to knock him over or some weirdo will try to talk to him. So now we sit at tables where I can position him carefully and I sit catty-corner to the wife so we can avoid eye-contact. I really miss booths though. And we only eat at hooters and newk's now.

This and I am usually worn out by the time we get home.
Papa Bear is only good for one shot every six hours and it happens if you know what I mean.

Aging is tough!!

Blaze ON AUBKV!!
 
You guys are idiots...there is only one place to at the restaurant. THE BAR!
I’m not paying money to just have anyone come sit next to be a be stupid. Try to make small talk only to ask for a mufuggin loaded cheese fry. Not gonna happen Rick, not today.
 
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I prefer the booth but I won't hold out for one. I'm impatient AF. I'll pass up an OUTBACK and go straight to ZAXBY'S if the line it too long.
 
If I’m on a date, then I prefer an intimate table for two. If I’m eating with a friend then I’ll take the booth please
 
Before my 2yo and inevitable marital bitterness/disdain set in, I was team booth all the way, across from the Mrs and we would play footsy, finish our awesome blossom and ribeyes and go home for some outback-fueled down under lovemaking. But now when I get a booth, my wife won't even look at me and when i put my son's high chair in the aisle, I am worried some clumsy fat is going to knock him over or some weirdo will try to talk to him. So now we sit at tables where I can position him carefully and I sit catty-corner to the wife so we can avoid eye-contact. I really miss booths though. And we only eat at hooters and newk's now.
thank you for making me feel better about not being married.
 
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