OT: Take a guess and tag who you think posted this on tbb...

[FormerlyKnownAsSOLLY]

Its 9:00 and I've already called the tow company on a couple of these youngins!

My condo aint your private parking lot to go get shitfaced. Im really feeling like a hero for potentially saving countless lives from senseless drunk driving accidents. Im thinking the city of Auburn should award me a civic duty award, and anyone that has kids here should thank me personally for keeping an eye on their kids for them.

DAWG! Momma and Shorts had a Litta Afternoon Deeelite! I dun thank i pulled sumpn in my dam lower left back area. Had a helluva kramp in my left ass cheek, but i fawt my way through it. Momma put a hurtin on Ol Shortz today! May hafta go to a doc tomorrow to git my ass cheek checked out. Thank i may have pulled sumpn...

Cant wait for them to stagger back out of the bar with their hookups, to find their car missing! Then, they can spend their last $100 getting their car out of jail, while their potential conquests leave their broke asses on the street....

This is just a BIT of it

 

[wcw3au1]

Did somebody park in his tailgating spot?

 

[FormerlyKnownAsSOLLY]

Did somebody park in his tailgating spot?

Nope. In the parking lot of his condo. Like they are all his own. I parked there ONE time before I knew what he was. I'm a dang good judge of character, but that guy snowed m for sure. He tagged me in a post a couple years with something like this "I've done figured that Solly is a lot like myself. If we have some yard chores to do, we'd just hire somebody to do it, and sit on our porch & watch them while drinking cold beers". I knew then. That just ain't me.

 

[x-iceman-x]

Its 9:00 and I've already called the tow company on a couple of these youngins!

My condo aint your private parking lot to go get shitfaced. Im really feeling like a hero for potentially saving countless lives from senseless drunk driving accidents. Im thinking the city of Auburn should award me a civic duty award, and anyone that has kids here should thank me personally for keeping an eye on their kids for them.

DAWG! Momma and Shorts had a Litta Afternoon Deeelite! I dun thank i pulled sumpn in my dam lower left back area. Had a helluva kramp in my left ass cheek, but i fawt my way through it. Momma put a hurtin on Ol Shortz today! May hafta go to a doc tomorrow to git my ass cheek checked out. Thank i may have pulled sumpn...

Cant wait for them to stagger back out of the bar with their hookups, to find their car missing! Then, they can spend their last $100 getting their car out of jail, while their potential conquests leave their broke asses on the street....

This is just a BIT of it

Soooo much irony in that post talking about drunks and drunk driving. Especially considering his bestest boy is Corn G. LMAO

 

[Kellerdog]

Soooo much irony in that post talking about drunks and drunk driving. Especially considering his bestest boy is Corn G. LMAO

Lots of irony ITT.

 

[FormerlyKnownAsSOLLY]

Soooo much irony in that post talking about drunks and drunk driving. Especially considering his bestest boy is Corn G. LMAO

I sat with those two at the LSU game in 16. They were so drunk they stayed outside smoking phags most of the game. I sneaked out at the end of the third because I was actually wanting to watch the game, not drunks. TRUTH & they know it

 

[Kellerdog]

I sat with those two at the LSU game in 16. They were so drunk they stayed outside smoking phags most of the game. I sneaked out at the end of the third because I was actually wanting to watch the game, not drunks. TRUTH & they know it

Lol. GD you really are the absolute biggest hypocrite I’ve run across.

 

[Kellerdog]

I sat with those two at the LSU game in 16. They were so drunk they stayed outside smoking phags most of the game. I sneaked out at the end of the third because I was actually wanting to watch the game, not drunks. TRUTH & they know it

I believe you got a free ticket from him that day. Please keep making more dumb shit up. It’s the only reason I’m here. These peeps will figure yore tired redneck ass out. If they haven’t already.

 

[Nash Tiger]

This is Middle School

 

[Kellerdog]

This is Middle School

Can’t disagree. **** him

 

[RistDownAU]

Can’t disagree. **** him

You’re just as bad.

 

[Weagle1492]

I believe you got a free ticket from him that day. Please keep making more dumb shit up. It’s the only reason I’m here. These peeps will figure yore tired redneck ass out. If they haven’t already.

go check out your thread here corn you have about 4 more days to post here before that poll closes, in case you're wondering where our loyalty lies.

 

[AshleySchaeffer]

What condo you turds

 

[Kellerdog]

What condo you turds

I like this cat.

 

[Kellerdog]

go check out your thread here corn you have about 4 more days to post here before that poll closes, in case you're wondering where our loyalty lies.

No way. Gonna kill my confidence.