OT: Thanksgiving E-mail from President Leath

[ThrustMaxwell]

Dear ThrustMaxwell,

As Janet and I get ready to celebrate our first Thanksgiving on the Plains, we extend a warm “Thank You!” to loyal members of the Auburn Family.

You are the ones who put opportunities in the hands of our bright students and expert faculty. Your gifts open the doors for scholarship and research that enable Auburn to reach new heights and help improve lives around the world.

We could not do it without you.

From our campus family to yours,

War Eagle!

Dr. Steven Leath
President, Auburn University

My response (changed the reply to e-mail to his actual e-mail address):

Dr. Leath,

Free DANJEL. Free AUSTIN. FREE BRUCE.

This is college basketball we’re talking about. Get out of the way.

If you have more information than us, as you alluded to in the e-mail you never should’ve sent then share it. Other wise, re-instate the two young men and PRAISE BRUCE.

Woe Eagle,

TM

 

[Denim Vest]

My response (changed the reply to e-mail to his actual e-mail address):

Dr. Leath,

Free DANJEL. Free AUSTIN. FREE BRUCE.

This is college basketball we’re talking about. Get out of the way.

If you have more information than us, as you alluded to in the e-mail you never should’ve sent then share it. Other wise, re-instate the two young men and PRAISE BRUCE.

Woe Eagle,

TM

Sheer excellence. This is how it's done gang. Time to ramp up the heat on this imbecile prez.

 

[Fillup Marschell]

Leath,
Bruce Pearl draws a lot of water in this town. You don't draw shit, Leath. Now we got a nice, promising little basketball program here, and I aim to keep it nice and promising. So let me make something plain. I don't like you sucking around, bothering our Coach, Leath. I don't like your jerk-off name, I don't like your jerk-off face, I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you. Jerk-off.

 

[Van Gorstache]

Dear "Dr." Leath,

In the spirit of Thanksgiving, don't be a cock gobbler. Eat the damn turkey and pardon Bruce, Austin and Danjel.

You could not do it without us.

From our ex-pat boog family to yours,

War Dern Eagle!

Van Gorstache

 

[ThrustMaxwell]

Sheer excellence. This is how it's done gang. Time to ramp up the heat on this imbecile prez.

I forgot to invite him to THE GREG for an AMA.

 

[Weagle1492]

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[ShenaniganZ]

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