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OT: What celebrity(s) do you look like?

AUBKV

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I've been told Dean Cain, John Mayer and Mark Ruffalo.

I would describe myself as a mix between the fat guy from lost and Herve villechaize

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Glad I could do it for ya.

I went to watch the first Bourne movie at the theater with my wife when it came out. After the movie was over, this cute girl next to me leaned over and said, "what does it feel like?" I said, "what do you mean?" She said, "what does it feel like to look like Matt Damon?" My wife immediately said, "trust me, you're no Matt Damon!" She was jelly!!!!
 
I’ve been told Matthew Perry and then after shaving the head Jason Statham.

I think it’s more accurate that I’m now just bald Matthew Perry though.
 
I have never once in my life had someone mistake me for a celebrity. Whats a good comparison for a squinty eyed dude with a strong jaw, but built like an aging D2 fullback?
 
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I’ve been told Matthew Perry and then after shaving the head Jason Statham.

I think it’s more accurate that I’m now just bald Matthew Perry though.

SVP? Pretty sure that’s Matthew perry bald. No?


Confusing but these aren’t me. A reply to Jeremy. I was told John cena this week. I’ve gotten Matt Damon before too. Both dudes would need to be out of shape with dad bods though imo.

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I have never once in my life had someone mistake me for a celebrity. Whats a good comparison for a squinty eyed dude with a strong jaw, but built like an aging D2 fullback?

This is what google gave me for squinty eyed linebacker with strong jaw. Not sure he’s a celebrity. Maybe one of those vampire movies imo.

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Also, you should quit smoking. It’s bad for you.
 
Glad I could do it for ya.

I went to watch the first Bourne movie at the theater with my wife when it came out. After the movie was over, this cute girl next to me leaned over and said, "what does it feel like?" I said, "what do you mean?" She said, "what does it feel like to look like Matt Damon?" My wife immediately said, "trust me, you're no Matt Damon!" She was jelly!!!!
Back 20 years and 60 lbs ago, girls used to say that I looked like a mix of Matt Damon and Ashton Kutcher. I never saw it but I didn’t argue. They were like shooting fish in a barrel. I never even had to try. But now I’m a fat, so now I ams @sad.
 
Back 20 years and 60 lbs ago, girls used to say that I looked like a mix of Matt Damon and Ashton Kutcher. I never saw it but I didn’t argue. They were like shooting fish in a barrel. I never even had to try. But now I’m a fat, so now I ams @sad.

The Kutcher mention reminded me of a night in Dallas where my buddies and I all determined fake jobs/places we lived before we got hammered and went out. They decided I was a dog trainer in Malibu that only dealt with celebrity clients. (I had dogs and knew dogs so they theorized I could pull this off and it would effectively get us "in" with any group we wanted to get in with). Kutcher had been in the gossip news for something at that time and been photographed with a new puppy all over the gossip rags like "In Touch". One of them had seen the article in the airport and we had our talking point.

I was merely a wingman at the time as I was off the market but I'm pretty sure panties got wet just telling the completely fabricated story of training Ashton Kutcher's puppy. We had an entire table of Dallas ladies hanging on every word we said simply b/c one of them dragged us over after they bought the story of "dog trainer in Malibu".
 
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