Favorite:
1. CAM (no explanation needed; unlikely to ever change)
2. BRUCE (see reasoning above)
3. Narshall (stone cold killer; so under appreciated)
4. Chris Porter (the human highlight reel)
5. Tre Mason (carried us on his back the 2nd half of 2013; deserved to score the natty winning TD)
Least favorite:
1. Jay Jacobs/Tim Jackson (cronyism, racketeering, glad-handing, etc...)
2. Gene Chizik (just a horribly stupid, yet arrogant person who steered our program off the tracks in an historically bad way)
3. Gus Malzahn (imbecile, short-sighted, dense, terrible recruiter, terrible roster manager, terrible developer, terrible play-caller, favorites-player, etc...)
4. Jake Holland/Neiko Thorpe (worst multi-year starters in Auburn history)
5. JB Grimes (back for a 2nd stint to completely ruin our OL and overall offense... WOAT recruiting OL coach @ Auburn... yet, surprisingly lauded as an exceptional “tactician” by boogs everywhere for some reason)