Poll: Are you dressing up for Halloween?

[MomentInTheSun]

I’m like Rob Swanson. I have one costume. I use it every year if I do something, but most times I just avoid the holiday altogether.

The only cool thing about Halloween is seeing girls in slutty costumes, but it’s not always worth getting all dressed up for.

 

[thompgk]

I won last years costume contest at work and I was planning on going as Guy Fieri this year but my wife refused to help me get frosted tips for my hair and wouldn't support the goatee.

So, not going this year.

 

[MomentInTheSun]

Yes, I’m not into dressing up unless I can make it look pretty authentic. I’m not fat and I can’t grow facial hair too well, so Guy Fierri is a no go for me.

Also, guy or girl that stays committed to character but isn’t good at it is the most annoying person at the party.

 

[Denim Vest]

Got one of those inflatable T Rex costumes last year. Was fun for about 5 mins then had to take it off. I always wanted to be a T Rex though.

 

[thompgk]

Yes, I’m not into dressing up unless I can make it look pretty authentic. I’m not fat and I can’t grow facial hair too well, so Guy Fierri is a no go for me.

Also, guy or girl that stays committed to character but isn’t good at it is the most annoying person at the party.

Our work party lasts about 30 minutes and then back to work. Nobody stays in character. I'm built like a Lego character and I hardly ever participate in anything at work so that's one reason I won so easily last year.

There were some people that did major makeup and spent lots of money on cos-play costumes.

 

[Boytano]

NO i doubt i'll dress up, well probably not. my only requirement of a costume is that it doesn't impede my ability to drink

 

[Van Gorstache]

Got one of those inflatable T Rex costumes last year. Was fun for about 5 mins then had to take it off. I always wanted to be a T Rex though.

 

[MomentInTheSun]

Lots of NOs so far and only one YES. Guessing the YES was Fig Jam and he’ll be dressing up as an “insider”

 

[Gran_Polla]

I'm going as Daniel Rice, so I will be a potato in an Auburn shirt.

 

[Torqued]

Yes and I'm going trick or treating too. It's one of the best ways to scout milf poon in the neighborhood.

 

[EverythingGucci]

i'm a slutty accountant every day so will prob stick with that

 

[Stanley McRustler]

i'm a slutty accountant every day so will prob stick with that

Isn't ole griff an accountant? Not calling her slutty or anything.

 

[Fillup Marschell]

Isn't ole griff an accountant? Not calling her slutty or anything.

What sluts you know that don't suck the D?

 

[Stanley McRustler]

What sluts you know that don't suck the D?

Ed Zachery

 

[ThrustMaxwell]

Sorry to hear you don't have a Halloween Party to go to, OP.

 

[Boytano]

Ed Zachery

I bet that guy has hit the peen pipe a few times

 

[BigtimeAub]

The city of Auburn actually shuts my street down because of all the invalids that come from Beulah, Beauregard, Notasulga, Tallassee, Opelika, and Phenix City to trick-or-treat in my neighborhood. I have to participate. I hate halloween.

 

[hAUt take]

Yes as this but not as hot

 

[Fillup Marschell]

Yes as this but not as hot

Just go topless with one boob painted like a ghost and one painted like a honey bee.

 

[WDE_Tarp]

I have friends who throw a Halloween party every year. Last year was my first time to dress up in a long time, the wife and I did Stranger Things. Almost nobody at the party had seen the show, so I contemplated suicide for a solid 2 hours. Then AU finished off Ole Miss and I started hammering shots, all of the sudden I didn't GAS anymore. This time I'm gonna get drunk before I go.

 

[CowardlyToaster]

Almost nobody at the party had seen the show

 

[Harvey Specter]

Gotta admit, thread title asking if we're dressing up for Halloween and then poll title of Am I a child has me conflicted on what I'm answering

 

[WDE_Tarp]

I know right? But try telling a bunch of people that they're the idiots when you're dressed like a 1970's sheriff.

 

[fntiger]

I’m like Rob Swanson. I have one costume. I use it every year if I do something, but most times I just avoid the holiday altogether.

The only cool thing about Halloween is seeing girls in slutty costumes, but it’s not always worth getting all dressed up for.

I voted yes.

Not because I'm wearing a costume, but because I'm a child.

 

[Boisgreat]

Not a fan of dress up.