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*** #1 Boogs vs Bama ***

wow...gotta do some house cleaning over here, robot overlords dropping sh!t threads like honk hAUt takes in a game thread.

This one is gonna be a real rock fight. BRUCE will have to keep his HYGs from getting to emo. I really like the matchups but our guards need to find ways to play physical without getting dinged. Also hoping someone pulled/pulls Dylan aside and reminds him that "he's been there before, time to start acting like it."
Team is playing great D, hopefully the the shots start falling. Still think this team's depth and staying emotionally level will be the key to rolling the bobs.

boogs win by 6.5
 
Yes! Aligns pretty close to what I got. Been working on an algorithm basically take the spread x 2 at the Clam then multiply by a factor of how shitty the opponent is on the road. VERY in bama’s case.
I’m trying to work in a HvH factor - Handsome vs Hideous - but it’s impossible… the system melts down every time I get to Quinerly… I’m afraid I’ll burn down my house if I try to throw Davison into the equation

they are literally - no hyperbole - the most ghastly team in college sports… multiple non Boogs and Bams made comments about it, unsolicited mind you, during the first matchup
 
I’m trying to work in a HvH factor - Handsome vs Hideous - but it’s impossible… the system melts down every time I get to Quinerly… I’m afraid I’ll burn down my house if I try to throw Davison into the equation

they are literally - no hyperbole - the most ghastly team in college sports… multiple non Boogs and Bams made comments about it, unsolicited mind you, during the first matchup
Yeah was annoyed when we didn’t sign JD and BRUCE would have been perfect for getting his shooting confidence up. Seeing him in live HD video though it’s quite clear he’s way too hideous to be a boog. And of course our guards are better ballers anyway.
 
It was a good day in the Clam yesterday, but it felt a little “off” to me in terms of enthusiasm. Obviously much expected drop after the en fuego atmosphere from the weekend before.

Yesterday felt more like we were playing an OOC scrub team on a cold January, Saturday afternoon, lots of really young kids there (4 yo and under), Boog families just having a fun day watching the Number 1 HYGs take care of business.

Yesterday, Bama had to play with a not-often-seen team consistency to showcase their skill level all the while being backed by a raucous, Twitter-generated crowd to beat the Bears, and I think they will be emotionally and physically whipped by the time they roll onto the Plains Tuesday night.

The crowd’s gonna be CLAMoring for the payback sweep 🧹 and that combined with Bama’s post-win letdown, I’m going to have to disagree with our resident experts and say the HYGs gonna boog us to a 100-point margin of victory - and, honestly, the HvH factor alone should spot us 50.
 
It was a good day in the Clam yesterday, but it felt a little “off” to me in terms of enthusiasm. Obviously much expected drop after the en fuego atmosphere from the weekend before.

Yesterday felt more like we were playing an OOC scrub team on a cold January, Saturday afternoon, lots of really young kids there (4 yo and under), Boog families just having a fun day watching the Number 1 HYGs take care of business.

Yesterday, Bama had to play with a not-often-seen team consistency to showcase their skill level all the while being backed by a raucous, Twitter-generated crowd to beat the Bears, and I think they will be emotionally and physically whipped by the time they roll onto the Plains Tuesday night.

The crowd’s gonna be CLAMoring for the payback sweep 🧹 and that combined with Bama’s post-win letdown, I’m going to have to disagree with our resident experts and say the HYGs gonna boog us to a 100-point margin of victory - and, honestly, the HvH factor alone should spot us 50.
Agree with all & this is your GOAT post until it ain’t.
 
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kind of surprised the boogs aren't favored more heavily but whatever.

Got a turkey defrosting. Gonna dry brine it for a day and a half and have it all ready by tip off. This guy right here loves Thanksgiving dinner 2.0
 
Greetings @GregMadia and GREG NATION. It is time to reunite as our beloved top ranked HYGs go for the sweep of the rotten trash Bams. As BRUCE has taken us to the top of the college hoops universe the no good rotten imbeciles of home boards across the internet have felt the need to interject on hoops. Very annoying.

Paging @Fatz Geronimo and @greg nation!
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wow...gotta do some house cleaning over here, robot overlords dropping sh!t threads like honk hAUt takes in a game thread.

This one is gonna be a real rock fight. BRUCE will have to keep his HYGs from getting to emo. I really like the matchups but our guards need to find ways to play physical without getting dinged. Also hoping someone pulled/pulls Dylan aside and reminds him that "he's been there before, time to start acting like it."
Team is playing great D, hopefully the the shots start falling. Still think this team's depth and staying emotionally level will be the key to rolling the bobs.

boogs win by 6.5
The first thing to remember about this match-up is that we beat them in the hanger despite the refs completely taking Walker out of the game. Provided he stays out of foul trouble, as he has almost every other game this year, I think he will completely change the dynamic of the game. They ran over Baylor with their guards attacking the basket and getting to the foul line. Their 3 starting guards combined for a ridiculous 19 points at the charity stripe. Baylor only had 2 blocked shots in the game. Walker can drastically slow down their guards at the rim and Dylan is also a better shot blocker than almost anyone they have faced. With our elite rim protection game working, bama will have to be scorching hot from 3 which they have not done lately. Very tall order for them to do that in the most hostile environment they'll face all year. Obviously they could beat us if they shoot the ball great and we play like trash, but I really like our chances to win this one comfortably.
 
I’m trying to work in a HvH factor - Handsome vs Hideous - but it’s impossible… the system melts down every time I get to Quinerly… I’m afraid I’ll burn down my house if I try to throw Davison into the equation

they are literally - no hyperbole - the most ghastly team in college sports… multiple non Boogs and Bams made comments about it, unsolicited mind you, during the first matchup
truly some UMFs
 
bored off my ass while i wait this Omicron shit to pass. Will be at the game on Saturday,
here's another vid

 
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The first thing to remember about this match-up is that we beat them in the hanger despite the refs completely taking Walker out of the game. Provided he stays out of foul trouble, as he has almost every other game this year, I think he will completely change the dynamic of the game. They ran over Baylor with their guards attacking the basket and getting to the foul line. Their 3 starting guards combined for a ridiculous 19 points at the charity stripe. Baylor only had 2 blocked shots in the game. Walker can drastically slow down their guards at the rim and Dylan is also a better shot blocker than almost anyone they have faced. With our elite rim protection game working, bama will have to be scorching hot from 3 which they have not done lately. Very tall order for them to do that in the most hostile environment they'll face all year. Obviously they could beat us if they shoot the ball great and we play like trash, but I really like our chances to win this one comfortably.
Seemed like a lot of things went their way only to be down double digies late until we shit the bed for about 2 mins then put them away. Looks like our boogs are favored by 7 and I suspect free money will be given out as usual with another comfy Clam cover.
 
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