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OT: Denim's Dozen early hoops rankings 6/21

Denim Vest

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Rosters taking shape now that youngsters have made their draft decisions official. Time to look at the best teams in the land as it stands right now. Feel free to distribute amongst other elite online hoops communities:

1) Auburn

Austin Wiley is back as the most unstoppable force down low in college hoops. Jared Harper and Bryce Brown form arguably the best returning backcourt in the country. Pair that all up with depth and studs galore throughout the roster and you have the preseason #1 team in the country.

2) Kansas

Kansas just reloads as they return poor man’s Austin Wiley in Udodo Azabuke along with a bevy of stud teens and trannies. Bill Self and Co will surely win another B12 title and be in position to lose late in the tourney.

3) Kentucky

For once Corch Cal returns a few five stars from a disappointing 2017-18 squad. Some experienced talent to go with another star studded group of teen sensations has Catville thinking final 4 run.

4) Gonzaga

The Zags return a couple guys that could have gone in the first round in Rui Hachimodo and Killian Tillie. This could be Mark Few’s most talented team ever with the chops to finally cut down the nets.

5) Duke

This is Duke and Corch K so of course they’re in the top 5. They lose everyone but bring in one of the most ballyhooed FR classes in cbb history including future #1 draft pick RJ Barrett.

6) Nevada

Casino money runs rampant in NV and Eric Musselman’s club is putting that cash to good use scooping up grad trannies and 5*s to pair with a squad that returns a lot from an elite 8 run.

7) UNC

It’s the HEELS and they return veteran stud Luke Maye along with plenty of talent. Losing Joel Berry is a blow but Fr Nassir Little is a readymade collegiate star.

8) UVA

What they lack in actual talent this program more than makes up for in relentless, annoying effort on the defensive end. Top 10 club but has no chance whatsoever at advancing deep in the tourney.

9) Tennessee

After a surprising season that saw UT finish 2nd in the SEC and make the tourney everyone returns to Knoxville. Not enough talent to contend with SEC big dogs like Auburn and UK but this club is scrappy and Rick Barnes is a heck of a corch.

10) Villanova

The Champs lose a lot but this is Jay Wright, the most handsome HC in cbb. Still plenty of talent remains and some studs coming in.

11) Mississippi St

Should be breakout a year in Starkvegas as Ben Howland returns everyone and adds a 5* stud. Squad has all the talent to go from deep NIT run to sweet 16.

12) FSU

FSU made a surprise run to the brink of a final 4 and returns most of the roster. This squad looks like a bunch of 30+ year old prison ballers and play like it too.

13) LSU

Will Wade surpassed expectations in year one and now brings in a top 5 crootin class, stud tranny in Kavell Bigby and returns star PG Tremont Waters. A tourney birth is a formality for this club with the potential for more.
 
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9) Tennessee

After a surprising season that saw UT finish 2nd in the SEC and make the tourney everyone returns to Knoxville. Not enough talent to contend with SEC Bluebloods like Auburn and UK but this club is scrappy and Rick Barnes is a heck of a coach.

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9) Tennessee

After a surprising season that saw UT finish 2nd in the SEC and make the tourney everyone returns to Knoxville. Not enough talent to contend with SEC Bluebloods like Auburn and UK but this club is scrappy and Rick Barnes is a heck of a coach.

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Auburn an SEC blueblood???? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!!!
 
Welcome from a Kentucky fan to the Greg.....lol

The tar heels still suck,and they are cheaters in the highest regard!!!

Take it from an e-persona with one of the most valuable online presences in all of professional message boarding, only respond to posts once and make it count. You'll get the hang of it soon, I'm sure. Greg on.
 
I appreciate the humbleness here but we are all blue bloods here. We can talk about how awesome we are going to be
Oh that's not me being humble; that's a real assessment. My hope is seventh woods is completely healthy, and we see the guy from youtube. We see that dude I think my heels cut the nets next April. If we don't get the phone position settled we are an elite 8 team at best.
 
Oh that's not me being humble; that's a real assessment. My hope is seventh woods is completely healthy, and we see the guy from youtube. We see that dude I think my heels cut the nets next April. If we don't get the phone position settled we are an elite 8 team at best.

Elite 8? Yuck, gonna have to relegate you if that’s as good as you guys do. Down to a WhiteBlood.
 
Take it from an e-persona with one of the most valuable online presences in all of professional message boarding, only respond to posts once and make it count. You'll get the hang of it soon, I'm sure. Greg on.
Oh I'm good,just had to be polite on the first and let him know what I really think of his stinkin cheating school on the second post.Now I feel better:)
 
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