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OT: GOLF

Starting to get guff cause I was supposed to watch a movie by now. Thanks a lot you hacks.
 
Bc he’s a rich spoiled kid that never grew up. I know an amateur that played at AU and he said a lot of golfers are like that. Sergio just can’t control it. The vast majority of pro golfers cane from families with money
Huh? There aren’t a lot of pro golfers having a bitch fit like that and then going berserk to the point they get DQd for “deliberately damaging at least 5 greens”.
 
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Huh? There aren’t a lot of pro golfers having a bitch fit like that and then going berserk to the point they get DQd for “deliberately damaging at least 5 greens”.
In Sergio's defense, I've seen Tiger drag his nuts all over Augusta and he seems to get a pass.
 
Huh? There aren’t a lot of pro golfers having a bitch fit like that and then going berserk to the point they get DQd for “deliberately damaging at least 5 greens”.
Huh? That’s not what I siad at all? I just said most golfers are bitches like Sergio but Sergio can’t control it like most do.
 
Huh? That’s not what I siad at all? I just said most golfers are bitches like Sergio but Sergio can’t control it like most do.
Well It’s a pretty ridiculous generalization based on nothing. I mean who the hell hasn’t lost their cool when they settle for par on a reachable par 5? But Sergio is a special class of chode no need to besmirch all pro golfers as twatty country club kids. Look at Bubba he grew up in a trailer and he’s a mega douche.
 
Well It’s a pretty ridiculous generalization based on nothing. I mean who the hell hasn’t lost their cool when they settle for par on a reachable par 5? But Sergio is a special class of chode no need to besmirch all pro golfers as twatty country club kids. Look at Bubba he grew up in a trailer and he’s a mega douche.
It’s not a generalization. It’s from a guy who has literally played with a bunch of these players..
Plus, it’s common knowledge golfers can be douchebags and a lot grew up rich. Not saying every golfer is or did but still.
 
Gang some golf stuff to discuss:

1. PHIL with the W at Pebble. Happens to be the site of the US Open this year. Phatty is still bombing it at 48. Maybe this the year he completes the slam.

2. Kuchar is a cheap MFer. Rumors been swirling he stiffed his Mexican caddy after taking home a $1.3M winners check. Deets been spilt:
 
Gang some golf stuff to discuss:

1. PHIL with the W at Pebble. Happens to be the site of the US Open this year. Phatty is still bombing it at 48. Maybe this the year he completes the slam.

2. Kuchar is a cheap MFer. Rumors been swirling he stiffed his Mexican caddy after taking home a $1.3M winners check. Deets been spilt:

The Phil win at Pebble got lost in the shuffle a bit ending on a Monday. Not a fan but he’s an amazing talent. I would love to see a real Tiger and Phil battle there in June. Would be an all timer.

What did Kuch give the guy? 10% plus a bonus for winning would be standard?
 
The Phil win at Pebble got lost in the shuffle a bit ending on a Monday. Not a fan but he’s an amazing talent. I would love to see a real Tiger and Phil battle there in June. Would be an all timer.

What did Kuch give the guy? 10% plus a bonus for winning would be standard?
Minus 10% for being Hispanic of course. #Kuchar’d
 
The Phil win at Pebble got lost in the shuffle a bit ending on a Monday. Not a fan but he’s an amazing talent. I would love to see a real Tiger and Phil battle there in June. Would be an all timer.

What did Kuch give the guy? 10% plus a bonus for winning would be standard?

Kuch gave the guy 5K. Apparently the standard bonus would be 10% for a win which would be 130,000. Guy wans 50k. Kuch offered 15k more to make it 20k and the guy told him to keep it.
 
Kuch gave the guy 5K. Apparently the standard bonus would be 10% for a win which would be 130,000. Guy wans 50k. Kuch offered 15k more to make it 20k and the guy told him to keep it.

I guess I imagined it but I’ve always thought 10% of winnings was standard. Then winners or any other bonus on top of that.
 
10% is standard for your every week caddy. I think 5% would be considered a generous/ fair cut in this sitch.

Even like $30k right off the bat people wouldn’t be ridiculing him as a cheap ass. $5k is a joke. Kuch gonna be wearing this for a long time.
 
10% is standard for your every week caddy. I think 5% would be considered a generous/ fair cut in this sitch.

Even like $30k right off the bat people wouldn’t be ridiculing him as a cheap ass. $5k is a joke. Kuch gonna be wearing this for a long time.

5 grand on 1.3 Million is just embarrassing! Borderline white collar criminal.
 
10% is standard for your every week caddy. I think 5% would be considered a generous/ fair cut in this sitch.

Even like $30k right off the bat people wouldn’t be ridiculing him as a cheap ass. $5k is a joke. Kuch gonna be wearing this for a long time.
On situations like this does his regular caddy still get a cut if the winninngs even though he was t there that particular weekend?
 
"It's done. Listen, I feel like I was fair and good," Kuchar told GolfChannel.com. "You can't make everybody happy. You're not going to buy people's ability to be OK with you, and this seems to be a social media issue more than anything. I think it shouldn't be, knowing that there was a complete, agreed-upon deal that not only did I meet but exceeded.

"So, I certainly don't lose sleep over this. This is something that I'm quite happy with, and I was really happy for him to have a great week and make a good sum of money. Making $5,000 is a great week."
 
"Making $5,000 is a great week."

Pssshh. Maybe if you make $5,000 every week. Not a one off where your boss pockets a cool million and the typical asshole tour pro would even pay you 10X or more.
 
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Happy Masters eve gents. Should have started the week with a boog hoops natty but still got some great golf coming up.

Riding for Phil as always but also hoping Tiger is in the mix on Sunday.
God damn. Week is flying by. Thought it was Tuesday. Time to download the Masters app. I’ve got no idea who’s playing well or not but I’ll always ride or die with Tiger and Sergio

Great story I saw about Phil though. So boss


Reminds me of the time I drunkenly met Aziz Ansari in Charleston and made an ass of myself for ripping on the first season of parks and rec to him
 
God damn. Week is flying by. Thought it was Tuesday. Time to download the Masters app. I’ve got no idea who’s playing well or not but I’ll always ride or die with Tiger and Sergio

Great story I saw about Phil though. So boss


Reminds me of the time I drunkenly met Aziz Ansari in Charleston and made an ass of myself for ripping on the first season of parks and rec to him
 
Rory been on fire lately. He’s the clear betting favorite but has some demons there, including last year, trying to complete the slam.

Rose gonna almost definitely be in the mix. Spieth been playing like ass for awhile but he’s been so good at Augusta. You get all those guys in the mix along with Phil and Tiger would be incredible.
 
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Rory been on fire lately. He’s the clear betting favorite but has some demons there, including last year, trying to complete the slam.

Rose gonna almost definitely be in the mix. Spieth been playing like ass for awhile but he’s been so good at Augusta. You get all those guys in the mix along with Phil and Tiger would be incredible.
*and Sergio
 
Rory been on fire lately. He’s the clear betting favorite but has some demons there, including last year, trying to complete the slam.

Rose gonna almost definitely be in the mix. Spieth been playing like ass for awhile but he’s been so good at Augusta. You get all those guys in the mix along with Phil and Tiger would be incredible.

I have nothing logical to back this up with, but I don’t think Rory wins. Would give anything to see Tiger in contention on Sunday.
 
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God damn. Week is flying by. Thought it was Tuesday. Time to download the Masters app. I’ve got no idea who’s playing well or not but I’ll always ride or die with Tiger and Sergio

Great story I saw about Phil though. So boss


Reminds me of the time I drunkenly met Aziz Ansari in Charleston and made an ass of myself for ripping on the first season of parks and rec to him

Spent most of my life hating Phil but damn what a badass response.
 
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What’s going on today? Usually Augusta gives up some early low scores. Is it just really dry and fast today?
 
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