OT: Should I stab this person

[jeramye]

Doofus husband of a friend of my wife decides when they are staying at our house this week for one night that he needs to reset the upstairs AC by 12 degrees. My kids sleep upstairs and we have it set for 75 all summer. He tacked it down to freaking 63. Both of my boys woke up like they slept in a fridge. Didn't remember to set it back up either, took till the next night for me to catch it.

Proper reaction?

- Stab him when I see him next

- Send him a fake bill for $2200 telling him my AC unit for that level bottomed out after running for 72 straight hours since he decided to change the entire climate of a floor that didn't relate to anything else in the home.

- GTF over it you oulde, dude needed to be comfortable to sleep and screw what works for your kids


Other suggestions welcome.

 

[DufnerFanBoy]

Stabbing sounds fairly reasonable.

 

[Slippin Jimmy]

Would not be welcome at my house if he can’t abide by my rules.

 

[Denim Vest]

63 is aggressive. 70 69 even ok. I maybe light his car on fire? Harder to prove than stabbing.

 

[jeramye]

63 is aggressive. 70 69 even ok. I maybe light his car on fire? Harder to prove than stabbing.

Dude lives in Dallas. If he keeps his home at 63 it explains why he's always complaining about being poor and asking me for help in getting his bad idea business off the ground. That power bill has to be absurd.

 

[Ser Sweater Vest]

Murder is always the option.

 

[GobbleRN]

Invite them back over and sects the wife in front of him.

 

[Van Gorstache]

Murder is always the option.

Pretty sure this would be self defense.

 

[WDE_Tarp]

I believe I have told the first half of this story once, but I once again came home to my wife having our AC set in the 60's and our gas fireplace on in the middle of summer because its the only way to get the house "just right." If I stab her, I'm the first one they look at. I have seriously contemplated divorce just over this issue.

 

[BlueWorldOrder74]

Go to his house while he is away, break in, take a dump in the back tank of his toilet, leave.

Upper Decker teaches everyone.

 

[Van Gorstache]

Go to his house while he is away, break in, take a dump in the back tank of his toilet, leave.

Upper Decker teaches everyone.

C-A-T-S, CATS, CATS, CATS!

 

[ShenaniganZ]

OP, just the thought of what this POS did to you made me sweat. God be with you.

 

[Harvey Specter]

screenshot his phone background with all the apps showing, make it his background, and then delete every app from his phone.

 

[GobbleRN]

screenshot his phone background with all the apps showing, make it his background, and then delete every app from his phone.

Brutal.

 

[BlueWorldOrder74]

Bone his wife after the upper decker. That'll teach that sumbitch.

 

[ShenaniganZ]

screenshot his phone background with all the apps showing, make it his background, and then delete every app from his phone.

Most will miss the subtle savagery.

 

[Van Gorstache]

screenshot his phone background with all the apps showing, make it his background, and then delete every app from his phone.

That just made my Friday afternoon. Thanks.

 

[Space Funk Booty]

screenshot his phone background with all the apps showing, make it his background, and then delete every app from his phone.

Jesus Christ how is your Friday going Satan??

 

[Harvey Specter]

That just made my Friday afternoon. Thanks.

I owe it all to my family

 

[MomentInTheSun]

reminds me of the arrested development episode where george sr uses the one armed man, j walter weatherman, to teach his kids lessons.

"i want the one armed man. I want J walter weatherman."
"oh no. he died when you left the door open with the air conditioning running."

 

[BlueWorldOrder74]

reminds me of the arrested development episode where george sr uses the one armed man, j walter weatherman, to teach his kids lessons.

"i want the one armed man. I want J walter weatherman."
"oh no. he died when you left the door open with the air conditioning running."

One of my favorite shows ever. You really need to watch the series three times to catch all of the humor.

 

[wcw3au1]

screenshot his phone background with all the apps showing, make it his background, and then delete every app from his phone.

If I don’t do this to my daughter before the weekend is over it’s because I drank too much and fell asleep before her all three nights.

 

[SonofSeaborn]

I certainly wouldn’t care enough to post on a message board about it. Not a big deal at all. What are you going to do, make him give you 20$? Let it go.

 

[ShenaniganZ]

I certainly wouldn’t care enough to post on a message board about it. Not a big deal at all. What are you going to do, make him give you 20$? Let it go.

So you are going with option two. Noted.

 

[cookedw]

I certainly wouldn’t care enough to post on a message board about it. Not a big deal at all. What are you going to do, make him give you 20$? Let it go.

Yikes

 

[Slippin Jimmy]

Yikes

Yeah I’m not sure how this one slipped through the cracks. Definitely not Greg material.

 

[Van Gorstache]

Yeah I’m not sure how this one slipped through the cracks. Definitely not Greg material.

[Reserved for photoshop of a crestfallen @GregMadia with a single tear rolling down his face.]

 

[AshleySchaeffer]

screenshot his phone background with all the apps showing, make it his background, and then delete every app from his phone.

Wow that’s amazing

 

[cookedw]

screenshot his phone background with all the apps showing, make it his background, and then delete every app from his phone.

This is one of the most awesome things I have ever heard.

 

[Muttonchop]

Go to his house while he is away, break in, take a dump in the back tank of his toilet, leave.

Upper Decker teaches everyone.

Along similar lines, arrange to stay at his house. Go out all night drinking Old Milwaukee. At the end of the night, grab a sack of White Castles or Krystals (depending on geography). The next morning, hold it in until you can't, and break his toilet. Don't flush!!! Turn the thermostat up to 90 degrees and go home.

 

[BlueWorldOrder74]

Along similar lines, arrange to stay at his house. Go out all night drinking Old Milwaukee. At the end of the night, grab a sack of White Castles or Krystals (depending on geography). The next morning, hold it in until you can't, and break his toilet. Don't flush!!! Turn the thermostat up to 90 degrees and go home.

This is called a Shagari Safari. It's profound.

 

[Muttonchop]

This is called a Shagari Safari. It's profound.

I didn't know it had a name! I thought I was the only person dumb enough to drink Old Milwaukee all night, and then eat White Castles. I actually made a pregnant co-worker puke once, after such an episode.

 

[Van Gorstache]

OP, need an update. Has the offender been stabbed, app-fvcked, upper-decked or Shagari Safaried?

 

[jeramye]

OP, need an update. Has the offender been stabbed, app-fvcked, upper-decked or Shagari Safaried?

Well he's 700 miles away, so most of these options are going to have to wait until my next Dallas trip. I can cut off any help I've provided his lame start up business he's been hustling on the side with a phone call but my wife would kill me and I'd feel bad bc his kids are better people than he is.

I 100% love the app idea though. He's dumb as a rock anyway so it would be a joy to watch that struggle.