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OT: You are not a man...

until you have had one of your teeth forcibly extracted from your jaw with a set of pliers.

Any man who tells you otherwise, is not a man to be trusted.
Saw my dad do that for a friend, once. We were building a set of kitchen cabinets, guy kept going on about his tooth. My dad told him stop talking, open your mouth. Grabbed it with Channel-Locks and popped it out.
 
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Saw my dad do that for a friend, once. We were building a set of kitchen cabinets, guy kept going on about his tooth. My dad told him stop talking, poem your mouth. Grabbed it with Channel-Locks and popped it out.
That sounds awful. I was on a 70/30 NO2/02 mix and pumped full of lidocaine and that was bad enough.

I'll share another nugget of wisdom with you gents:
People who would pay to save back teeth are bad businessmen.
 
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When I had my wisdom teeth taken out, something was bothering me in one spot. I first chalked it up to being normal pain, but a week later I figured something was up.

Bought myself some kit at Walgreens, and went to work. Ended up pulling a shard of tooth out of my gum that they didn’t get out.

I’ve told this story before but thought it beared repeating here. I’m counting it
 
I had osteochondritis dissecans in my elbow. Had a piece of bone crack off and fall into my joint. Made a golf swing one time and it was the most painful experience I’ve ever ever had. Fell down on my knees and started crying
 
until you have had one of your teeth forcibly extracted from your jaw with a set of pliers.

Any man who tells you otherwise, is not a man to be trusted.
I had top 2 wisdom teeth pulled. 1st one came out in one piece eventually, the other had to be cracked in half and then pulled. Dentist had to put a leg on the chair for leverage. It's a sound you'll never forget.

Local anesthetic only.

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until you have had one of your teeth forcibly extracted from your jaw with a set of pliers.

Any man who tells you otherwise, is not a man to be trusted.
What if you broke one of your front teeth in half, via asphalt, and had to wait 2 days to even get it capped. Had to go twice a day for those two days for a long lasting novicane injection in the gum. The nerve/nerve canal was exposed. When the novicane wore off even just a little, the pain was so intense I would just start heaving.
 
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What if you broke one of your front teeth in half, via asphalt, and had to wait 2 days to even get it capped. Had to go twice a day for those two days for a long lasting novicane injection in the gum. The nerve/nerve canal was exposed. When the novicane wore off even just a little, the pain was so intense I would just start heaving.

Did this to both of my front teeth when I was 14 playing basketball, but on a bench instead of the ground. My upper lip was in front of my teeth too and when it hit, the lip meat shot out the side of the lip like if you stepped on a tube of toothpaste.


Thread reminds me of one of my favorite Parks and Rec moments.

 
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What if you broke one of your front teeth in half, via asphalt, and had to wait 2 days to even get it capped. Had to go twice a day for those two days for a long lasting novicane injection in the gum. The nerve/nerve canal was exposed. When the novicane wore off even just a little, the pain was so intense I would just start heaving.

Pvssy :)
 
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Broken arm, dislocated elbow, broken leg, tons of stitches, knee surgery, drilled a hole throuh my finger but good God the shingles hurt.
 
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Did this to both of my front teeth when I was 14 playing basketball, but on a bench instead of the ground. My upper lip was in front of my teeth too and when it hit, the lip meat shot out the side of the lip like if you stepped on a tube of toothpaste.


Thread reminds me of one of my favorite Parks and Rec moments.

I have a nasty scar under my nose where the piece of tooth came through. Took 6 stitches. The doc actually put his pinky finger through it and told me that at the worst, I could at least lick my boogers through that hole without having to open my mouth. I was like, really?
 
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I got a treble hook stuck in my head one time. I was fishing with a Rat L Trap and accidentally smacked myself on a cast. Felt like I got punched in the side of the head really hard. My dad pulled as hard as he could but I didn't feel shit. Anyway, doctor had to cut my head open to get the hook out. I kept it and it's still on my desk at my home office in a little jar.
 
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