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++++++ Boogs at Bama Official Game Thread ++++++

SECT seeding scenarios:

With a win against Tennessee
- 4 seed with a South Carolina loss to UGA
- 5 seed with a South Carolina win

With a loss to Tennessee (we hold almost no tiebreakers)
- most likely seed would be 7 if chalk holds and we get into a 3/4/5-way tie with Ole Miss, Miss St, and Florida or SCar(if they lose)
- possible to be the 8 seed if Florida beats both LSU and Kentucky in their last two games
- 6 seed if Florida wins both, we lose to UT, and OM and MSt lose

I am so depressed about this game being during Spring Break. I cant get over it.

On a more exciting note, bama should leave this scrolling across the media crawl at all times.
 

Sweet Baby J and the good Dr. Chuma melt the media with their hAUt takes

the most important part of the entire clip... Jared, when asked about Bryce struggling but knocking down the big 3 late, gives the usual spiel about knowing Bryce won’t always be hot but having confidence in him anyway, then throws in

“Saturday is Sr Night so I know he’ll be hitting”

Bryce gonna hit 10 3’s Saturday
 
whew....that one was stressful boys

I'm gonna be up hella late now. Still wired up

Chuma the only stud that played like a stud the entire game. SBJ had a pretty rough start and only got it together when we started that run and he finished the game for us like a champ (also, I know ppl get pissed when he gets stuffed at the rim some but we're better when he drives more). Malik was both good and bad Malik tonight. Bad early, but good when he helped key our 18-2 run that changed the game. Purifoy was total non-factor. He let Chalky McChalkerson be on the court and not have to play any defense. Man that's super disappointing.

Chuma is doing that thing guys. He's become what we knew he could. Give me Chuma/Harper/Bryce cooking and nobody wants this. We're gonna likely need either Malik or Samir to be good in each tourney game. They don't have to both peak, just need one. JVon is getting my trust. If this team had a better option at C that could play the tempo/style of Bruce we'd be a killer.
I’ve been reluctant to bedowngrade any of the HYGs but Samir has earned it the most. Malik is Malik but he at least has the physical tools. Between the 2 of them they maybe avg 20 good mins and 20 bad ones/ gm. Would be great if they could get that up to 30+. Even as bad as Samir is he has his moments.

Danjel to me is just a zero at all times. He doesn’t make a ton of glaring mistakes but he doesn’t do anything productive. As much as I don’t see Austin being very productive if/ when he comes back just those 10 mins to keep our bigs out of foul trouble would be big. Could then let Ho spell Chuma. Get his rebounding, defense, energy instead of the black hole of nothingness Danjel provides.
 
I’ve been reluctant to bedowngrade any of the HYGs but Samir has earned it the most. Malik is Malik but he at least has the physical tools. Between the 2 of them they maybe avg 20 good mins and 20 bad ones/ gm. Would be great if they could get that up to 30+. Even as bad as Samir is he has his moments.

Danjel to me is just a zero at all times. He doesn’t make a ton of glaring mistakes but he doesn’t do anything productive. As much as I don’t see Austin being very productive if/ when he comes back just those 10 mins to keep our bigs out of foul trouble would be big. Could then let Ho spell Chuma. Get his rebounding, defense, energy instead of the black hole of nothingness Danjel provides.
I think Danjel could be one of better three point shooters but he’s so stiff and slow out there that he will never be able to work himself open without the entire defense collapsing on Jared or some other defensive meltdown
 
Comments here are pretty fantastic:


my favorite so far...

from Bill Edwards: Should have let Saban coach the team the 2nd half since he was there. Maybe he could have lit a fire under this lifeless team. Only one that plays with any heart is Norris.

I mean, that dude is worse than garbage... but he’s white, so he obviously has heart... those are the only things that can save the BAMA basketball program, Saban or the worst rotation player in the SEC
 
Finally read through the thread. @Fatz Geronimo wins the award for thinking we were gonna pull it out even in the darkest times

it’s a tossup between which I trust more... Bruce or Avery

in BRUCE I trust... but you can set a clock by an Avery Johnson offense

combine both of them? and I’ll take my chances until the clock hits 0:00
 
my favorite so far...

from Bill Edwards: Should have let Saban coach the team the 2nd half since he was there. Maybe he could have lit a fire under this lifeless team. Only one that plays with any heart is Norris.

I mean, that dude is worse than garbage... but he’s white, so he obviously has heart... those are the only things that can save the BAMA basketball program, Saban or the worst rotation player in the SEC

I hear Norris is a gym rat, a real student of the game, blue collar mentality, leader off the court, a second coach on the floor.
 
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I hear Norris is a gym rat, a real student of the game, blue collar mentality, leader off the court, a second coach on the floor.

he also, according to a graphic from his croot days posted on the main board last night, turned down offers from Harvard, Stanford, and Vanderbilt to go to BAMA and suck dicks for playing time in the alley behind Coleman Coliseum for 4 years

it just means... more
 
my favorite so far...

from Bill Edwards: Should have let Saban coach the team the 2nd half since he was there. Maybe he could have lit a fire under this lifeless team. Only one that plays with any heart is Norris.

I mean, that dude is worse than garbage... but he’s white, so he obviously has heart... those are the only things that can save the BAMA basketball program, Saban or the worst rotation player in the SEC
Ha. That’s amazing. Kid is so trash I mean I can’t believe he gets mins ahead of ultra bum Alex Reese.
 
I am so depressed about this game being during Spring Break. I cant get over it.

On a more exciting note, bama should leave this scrolling across the media crawl at all times.
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he also, according to a graphic from his croot days posted on the main board last night, turned down offers from Harvard, Stanford, and Vanderbilt to go to BAMA and suck dicks for playing time in the alley behind Coleman Coliseum for 4 years

it just means... more
business decision
 
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Ha. That’s amazing. Kid is so trash I mean I can’t believe he gets mins ahead of ultra bum Alex Reese.

I know he missed some games earlier in the year with a leg injury, but I’m shocked the dr’s ever cleared him to play with a prosthetic

*I’m assuming he lost the leg considering the way he moves laterally
 
Good time to remind everyone that the lunatic auliferz or whatever wanted Reese over Chuma.
I assume Reese is hurt? Didn't watch the broadcast where I assumed they mentioned it, and didn't realize I don't remember seeing him last night until you mentioned his name
 
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I assume Reese is hurt? Didn't watch the broadcast where I assumed they mentioned it, and didn't realize I don't remember seeing him last night until you mentioned his name
He was dressed out, but didn't play as you mentioned. Big mistake not playing him over Goggins and #30 who were both trash. Reese can at least add spacing with his shooting ability.
 
Gang a few final notes from this sweet victry:

Jvon was an impressive +17 in 14 mins

That pathetic loser Riley Norris was a game worst -10 in 16 mins.

As a sidebar I would love a blooper reel of every time that scrub fell on his face, got shook to oblivion by Chuma or threw up a hellacious brick. Not that I’m tasking anyone to do it but it was amazing.
 
Gang a few final notes from this sweet victry:

Jvon was an impressive +17 in 14 mins

That pathetic loser Riley Norris was a game worst -10 in 16 mins.

As a sidebar I would love a blooper reel of every time that scrub fell on his face, got shook to oblivion by Chuma or threw up a hellacious brick. Not that I’m tasking anyone to do it but it was amazing.
There was one Chuma bucket with Riley on him that was hysterical. Multiple year NBA player vs. some Chad at the Y.
 
Gang a few final notes from this sweet victry:

Jvon was an impressive +17 in 14 mins

That pathetic loser Riley Norris was a game worst -10 in 16 mins.

As a sidebar I would love a blooper reel of every time that scrub fell on his face, got shook to oblivion by Chuma or threw up a hellacious brick. Not that I’m tasking anyone to do it but it was amazing.

the clip where he drives left, gets the ball poked away from behind (I think by Jared), and instead of letting it go out of bounds he, for some reason, full out belly flop dives for the ball... and is still so lumbering and unathletic he can’t even reach it... and kinda half flops/land swims towards the baseline as the ball just slowly trickles farther away

it was such a ghastly display of oafiness that it paralyzed me... but it’s good to have reminders that we no longer recruit those players under BRUCE, whereas we have traditionally had a roster full of them
 
the clip where he drives left, gets the ball poked away from behind (I think by Jared), and instead of letting it go out of bounds he, for some reason, full out belly flop dives for the ball... and is still so lumbering and unathletic he can’t even reach it... and kinda half flops/land swims towards the baseline as the ball just slowly trickles farther away

it was such a ghastly display of oafiness that it paralyzed me... but it’s good to have reminders that we no longer recruit those players under BRUCE, whereas we have traditionally had a roster full of them

I mean, I have to add to this... even our walk-ons are superior athletes

Macoy was a track star in high school and could run, jump, and, I’m guessing, swim circles around King Chalky

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Gang a few final notes from this sweet victry:

Jvon was an impressive +17 in 14 mins

That pathetic loser Riley Norris was a game worst -10 in 16 mins.

As a sidebar I would love a blooper reel of every time that scrub fell on his face, got shook to oblivion by Chuma or threw up a hellacious brick. Not that I’m tasking anyone to do it but it was amazing.
yore avatar is breathtAUking
 
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