NEW SOFTBALL COACH!!!!!!!!

[Princess Taft]

I'm so aroused I can actually see my penis for the first time in a decade. I'll be doing a full psych evaluation on him shortly, over on "The Boog Board: Your Home For All Things Boog Softball©"

I have to go now, I'm going to see if he'll sign my glove my daughters glove and give me some pointers on how to implement the 5 man defense.