This is the part I don't understand in all of this:
Also, why in the actual fugg would our AD be asking BRUCE to put anything on the record that could potentially be used by the FBI or NCAA. While BRUCE is wrapped up in this investigation, hopefully at the far, far fringes of it, his lawyers are right to tell him to STFU and our AD is dumber than even I thought they were if they're trying to put any pen to paper on the matter at the moment.