Starting to get old. Praying tomorrow will be the day. Still shot 78 from the tips on Saturday but I guess the only reason I didn’t get the runs is because I was dehydrated and about passed out on the back 9.
And then you have to ask for a key to the bathroom in the gas stationI won’t pretend to know a solution to your issue, but I do know that the floodgates will likely open at the most inopportune time imagineable. Like when the only available facilities are a port-a-john or some nasty ass gas station bathroom. It’s just the way these things work, unfortunately. Sending some positive vibes your way.
Yeah may have to avoid the office one more day. Figured I just have a banana and some pepto and be good but just not getting the job done apparently.I won’t pretend to know a solution to your issue, but I do know that the floodgates will likely open at the most inopportune time imagineable. Like when the only available facilities are a port-a-john or some nasty ass gas station bathroom. It’s just the way these things work, unfortunately. Sending some positive vibes your way.
My goodness those are usually the worst. Like whoever thought it was a good idea to put exterior bathrooms on a building?And then you have to ask for a key to the bathroom in the gas station
Starting to get old. Praying tomorrow will be the day. Still shot 78 from the tips on Saturday but I guess the only reason I didn’t get the runs is because I was dehydrated and about passed out on the back 9.
I kunsider myself an ekkspert on SHITTTAZ, but I ain't two good at helpin sumbody who dun had da runz foe 7 dayz!!
Ive eaten an entire 12 oz. bag of Chewy Spree over the past 2 days. What kind of dump am I in for?
I kunsider myself an ekkspert on SHITTTAZ, but I ain't two good at helpin sumbody who dun had da runz foe 7 dayz!!
My firzt advice wood be to eat sum OATMEEL PIES. Them thangz kan firm up a stool on thare own!!
Good luck DAWG.
BUT DAT 78 FRUM DA TIPPZ DOE??????IMPREZZIVE AZ HAYUL!!!!
I kooodn't brake a HUNDY frum dem Ladies teeez wit a firm stoool BRUTHA!!
Bruh, this has been my life for the past 17 years, ever since I had my gallbladder removed. Its a rare day when I poop solid, and less than 3 times in said day.Starting to get old. Praying tomorrow will be the day. Still shot 78 from the tips on Saturday but I guess the only reason I didn’t get the runs is because I was dehydrated and about passed out on the back 9.
This fvcking got me. Like hard.The toilet is gonna taste the rainbow.
Cheese. Big blocks of it. As @ShenaniganZ saysStarting to get old. Praying tomorrow will be the day. Still shot 78 from the tips on Saturday but I guess the only reason I didn’t get the runs is because I was dehydrated and about passed out on the back 9.
Ive eaten an entire 12 oz. bag of Chewy Spree over the past 2 days. What kind of dump am I in for?
I only have the runs when I get a stomach bug, but I do run into this from time to time.
Damn, I always thought she was a good fit for that role on the show. One of my favorite shows regardless.She has to turn away and he cracks a smile. Great show, could have been the GOAT if not for Amy Poehler.
Yes this am was a major success. Overcompensated and got backed up for a day but we are back on track and I feel good about the future.Dude...any luck having a stiffy yet?
the devil's crayonI only have the runs when I get a stomach bug, but I do run into this from time to time.
Like trying to wipe a whole jar of peanut butter...two rolls later it's almost goneI only have the runs when I get a stomach bug, but I do run into this from time to time.
Good one Muttonchop,made me laugh out loud.Like trying to wipe a whole jar of peanut butter...two rolls later it's almost gone
Yes this am was a major success. Overcompensated and got backed up for a day but we are back on track and I feel good about the future.
It's now been the better part of 4 days and starting to get worried...
Go someplace good and eat a veggie plate.Starting to get old. Praying tomorrow will be the day. Still shot 78 from the tips on Saturday but I guess the only reason I didn’t get the runs is because I was dehydrated and about passed out on the back 9.
Yes this am was a major success. Overcompensated and got backed up for a day but we are back on track and I feel good about the future.
Sent prayers from the entire BBN. Usually works. You're welcome bruh.
Tell them to Pray that I win the Powerball so that I can buy a better set of friends.There is at least one non-heathen whose prayers are successful intercession devices to God.
Tell them to Pray that I win the Powerball so that I can buy a better set of friends.