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OT: Haven’t dropped a solid deuce in 5 days

I won’t pretend to know a solution to your issue, but I do know that the floodgates will likely open at the most inopportune time imagineable. Like when the only available facilities are a port-a-john or some nasty ass gas station bathroom. It’s just the way these things work, unfortunately. Sending some positive vibes your way.
 
I won’t pretend to know a solution to your issue, but I do know that the floodgates will likely open at the most inopportune time imagineable. Like when the only available facilities are a port-a-john or some nasty ass gas station bathroom. It’s just the way these things work, unfortunately. Sending some positive vibes your way.
And then you have to ask for a key to the bathroom in the gas station
 
I won’t pretend to know a solution to your issue, but I do know that the floodgates will likely open at the most inopportune time imagineable. Like when the only available facilities are a port-a-john or some nasty ass gas station bathroom. It’s just the way these things work, unfortunately. Sending some positive vibes your way.
Yeah may have to avoid the office one more day. Figured I just have a banana and some pepto and be good but just not getting the job done apparently.
 
@Docdumpsta --
calling Doc-
Help needed here, Doc and ASAP!!
I kunsider myself an ekkspert on SHITTTAZ, but I ain't two good at helpin sumbody who dun had da runz foe 7 dayz!!
My firzt advice wood be to eat sum OATMEEL PIES. Them thangz kan firm up a stool on thare own!!
Good luck DAWG.
BUT DAT 78 FRUM DA TIPPZ DOE??????IMPREZZIVE AZ HAYUL!!!!
I kooodn't brake a HUNDY frum dem Ladies teeez wit a firm stoool BRUTHA!!
 
I kunsider myself an ekkspert on SHITTTAZ, but I ain't two good at helpin sumbody who dun had da runz foe 7 dayz!!
My firzt advice wood be to eat sum OATMEEL PIES. Them thangz kan firm up a stool on thare own!!
Good luck DAWG.
BUT DAT 78 FRUM DA TIPPZ DOE??????IMPREZZIVE AZ HAYUL!!!!
I kooodn't brake a HUNDY frum dem Ladies teeez wit a firm stoool BRUTHA!!

Ok- my Man.
I know who to call for DV.

Oh well, I can't call Lewis because he has never posted here.

Lewis is da Man.

You have good recs in this post, Doc.

You are my Main Man!!!
 
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Starting to get old. Praying tomorrow will be the day. Still shot 78 from the tips on Saturday but I guess the only reason I didn’t get the runs is because I was dehydrated and about passed out on the back 9.
Bruh, this has been my life for the past 17 years, ever since I had my gallbladder removed. Its a rare day when I poop solid, and less than 3 times in said day.
 
Drink some HOT water OP. I mean hot as fvck. Or milk. Or whiskey. Whatever you can stand so long as it's goddamn near to boiling. That hot liquid will get in them guts and melt away those troublesome terrids. Will come out like lava but the pain gives way to sweet release.
 
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You also might want to seek medical attention if that isn't normal for you, and persists. Diverticulitis, CDif, all sorts of serious things could be the culprit. Hope it's nothing serious.
 
It's now been the better part of 4 days and starting to get worried...
 
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