That’s when that mfer gets robbed right then and there.When I was in college my parents gave me $110 every two weeks in cash and gave me a credit card to pay for my food and gas purchases. I was responsible and realized my dad was watching all my purchases so I kept the credit card clean.
I consider myself lucky in this regard, and my wife had to work full time to pay her bills.
$110 goes a ways when you don't have to pay for food and gas.
Anyway, my buddy comes to me one day and says he needs $40 bad. He has no food or gas.
I go with him to the gas station to buy gas and he comes out with a 24 pack of beer and a couple of cigarette packs.
I roast him for this bullshit and nearly crack his skull right there.
A few months later, he hits it big at Victoryland (when they had a casino) and is flashing $5,000 in my face. I said "Great, you can give me the $40 you borrowed" and with a deadpan look he looked at me and goes "Man, I'm gonna get you that money" and put his wad of bills back in his pocket.
That’s when that mfer gets robbed right then and there.
One of my best friends used to live at Sterling in AU and was constantly having parties. So he calls me one Saturday to invite me and asks if I could buy a couple of kegs for the party. Says he’ll collect money during the party and pay me back. So the party rolls around and I watch him collect money for at least a couple of hours. Next morning I ask him for the money and he says he got too drunk and forgot to collect any. Never saw my money again.
To this day we’re close friends, but that little episode is etched into the back of my mind. Even funnier now that he’s a youth minister or whatever at his church and I guarandamntee he would lie his ass off about it if I were to ever bring it up.
The gist of his reply was basically thanks for passing along, just glad to see the Braves doing well and hope we beat LSU saturdayThank you very much by the way!
umm...you're not married?Found out I was getting divorced this afternoon when I got home. Anyone got any positives on divorce. Not really interested in the negatives at the moment. TIA
Sorry to hearFound out I was getting divorced this afternoon when I got home. Anyone got any positives on divorce. Not really interested in the negatives at the moment. TIA
Found out I was getting divorced this afternoon when I got home. Anyone got any positives on divorce. Not really interested in the negatives at the moment. TIA
Sorry, bruh.Found out I was getting divorced this afternoon when I got home. Anyone got any positives on divorce. Not really interested in the negatives at the moment. TIA
Dang. Sorry to hear that. To better days ahead.Found out I was getting divorced this afternoon when I got home. Anyone got any positives on divorce. Not really interested in the negatives at the moment. TIA
Sorry man. I went through one 5-6 years ago. Family and friends will help. Take some time and get to know yourself again. Your single self. Because who you are , when you're married, is different.Found out I was getting divorced this afternoon when I got home. Anyone got any positives on divorce. Not really interested in the negatives at the moment. TIA
AU/Arkie tickets for 6 bucks on Stub Hub. Hilarious!!
Yikes. Sorry brotherFound out I was getting divorced this afternoon when I got home. Anyone got any positives on divorce. Not really interested in the negatives at the moment. TIA
Been thinking this the past couple days.Sorry man. I went through one 5-6 years ago. Family and friends will help. Take some time and get to know yourself again. Your single self. Because who you are , when you're married, is different.
I can tell you, it takes awhile to adjust. Don't rush yourself into dating again, either. Dating is hard, and rejection can be hard. But when you're ready, it's a fresh start with lots of available girls.
Now, there are plenty of positives. You control everything, again. No compromise. You're free!!!! Totally free. Put that thermostat wherever you want! In total control of your money. Your time. No arguments. No bullshit. And a plethora of new girls to get to know! My first 4 years, it was like college, all over again.
My random thought for the day:
Cord Sandberg does not sound like a real name. It's like the name you'd using if checking into a seedy motel to bang some side piece.
Gonna have to change his name to WiLLLLLLLLLLie before this season is over.Flead’d from elsewhere.
I used to make book at AU back in the day & paid out 500 clams to a “friend” after one weekend. The next weekend I get into him for around $900, he graduates the next Tuesday & I have no idea what happened to him after that. Chalk it up to me being stupid I guess. All got started cause I was calling in bets for a BUNCH of my buddies, realized I was sending jack back home every weekend & decided to start holding them. My mistake was coming clean & letting them KNOW I was holding. They felt like they had to pay me, but when they found out that it was that it was little old me that they didn’t have to pay me I suppose. One guy that is still a pretty good friend of mine still owes me 85 bucks & now he owns his own pharmacy. Life’s lessons...That’s when that mfer gets robbed right then and there.
One of my best friends used to live at Sterling in AU and was constantly having parties. So he calls me one Saturday to invite me and asks if I could buy a couple of kegs for the party. Says he’ll collect money during the party and pay me back. So the party rolls around and I watch him collect money for at least a couple of hours. Next morning I ask him for the money and he says he got too drunk and forgot to collect any. Never saw my money again.
To this day we’re close friends, but that little episode is etched into the back of my mind. Even funnier now that he’s a youth minister or whatever at his church and I guarandamntee he would lie his ass off about it if I were to ever bring it up.
You're about to get to bang as much strange as you want to, so you have that going for you.Found out I was getting divorced this afternoon when I got home. Anyone got any positives on divorce. Not really interested in the negatives at the moment. TIA
Here anytime, buddy. Anything I can do, be glad to.Been thinking this the past couple days.
Neither one is named Jed, but did someone rice you & not pay as well? WELCHERS@FormerlyKnownAsSOLLY is the guy named Jed?
someday, someone from 4chan is gonna run for president and his campaign will be crowdsourced for a record highUmm, y'all seen this? (Not sure where to put this)
He has since made his Twitter account private
Haven't been divorced technically but live in long time gf and I broke up a while back and I almost offed myself.Found out I was getting divorced this afternoon when I got home. Anyone got any positives on divorce. Not really interested in the negatives at the moment. TIA
Found out I was getting divorced this afternoon when I got home. Anyone got any positives on divorce. Not really interested in the negatives at the moment. TIA
Umm, y'all seen this? (Not sure where to put this)
He has since made his Twitter account private
Thanks. In the end it will be for the best and the kids seem to be handling it better than I thought they would. They are my main concern.I’m sorry to hear this.
And stuff. What other stuff do you do?Weird phenomenon, I woke up with my wedding ring on my other ring finger this morning. That has never happened and I have no explanation for it.
I haven't told my wife because my sleep-walking and stuff weirds her out.
And stuff. What other stuff do you do?
You go to sleep. Then you wake up and yore sexing? Name of meds please.I am not on any meds but wake up to sex from time to time. I blame the wife but she insists it is all me. I would have bought this 10-15 years ago but now sleep is a higher premium so it gotta be her right?
Read that wrong.You go to sleep. Then you wake up and yore sexing? Name of meds please.