people who leave shopping carts in parking spaces...
last night I had to pick up a few things on the way home, and unfortunately, the WalMart I pass on my way was the best option... someone is backing out of a spot 3 spaces from the front, only, they left their cart in it... its off to the right enough that I can fit easily, and I figured I’d pull in anyway and just move the cart because it was raining and there wasn’t another open spot for 9 miles...
as they pull off and I start to pull in, I notice the guy in the spot directly to my left is pushing his cart to leave it in my space as well... I think that’s the closest non-Gus Malzahn induced moment I’ve come to having an aneurysm... he was in his car by the time I got out, but fidgeting with his phone or something and hadn’t pulled out yet... it took every fibre of my being not to move the cart directly behind his car, but I settled for moving it and resting it against his front bumper where I knew it would roll away from my car if it moved... part of me was hoping he’d get out and say something - part of me was hoping I wasn’t about to get into my first fight since college in the rain in the Walmart parking lot... but I don’t think he even noticed
if I ever die in a knife fight or get shot or arrested - it’s going to be in the Publix or Target or WalMart parking lot, because someone finally broke my will