++++++ Boogs at Bama Official Game Thread ++++++

[MomentInTheSun]

Gang, I don’t wanna have to single secretary with tons of cats dive into the Ben and Jerry’s right now and cry myself to sleep

 

[MomentInTheSun]

Bruce going all technical on their asses

 

[Denim Vest]

Gaddammit gentle disparagement of the Pearl clan coming: Can’t be getting T’d up I understand the SEC office and it’s officials are known antisemites but turn the cheek.

 

[MomentInTheSun]

Thank fuggin god we got a foul on J Harp there

 

[Fatz Geronimo]

say what you will about these trash bums but they’re the best team I’ve ever seen at helping guys up after their uncoordinated ass bowls them over and nearly paralyzed them

 

[MomentInTheSun]

Finally getting some free throws

 

[Denim Vest]

YES YES YES

 

[Fatz Geronimo]

these trash fans cheer louder when Norris scores than anyone else on the team... and the most animated those blue hairs in the front row have been all night was when his chalky ass got called for a foul

the basketball gods must punish this heinous behavior

 

[ShenaniganZ]

 

[MomentInTheSun]

Le

Fug

Gin

Go

 

[Denim Vest]

MALIIIIK LETSGOOOOOOO

 

[ShenaniganZ]

MALIK GIF NOW

 

[DM8]

DEAR LORT THIS IS MORE LIKE IT.

 

[MomentInTheSun]

Hell yeah

 

[Fatz Geronimo]

MALIIIIK LETSGOOOOOOO

MALIK GIF NOW

get off the fvcking tracks chalky

 

[Denim Vest]

Omg Malik that was your time.

 

[DM8]

Omg Malik that was your time.

Damn. Wide ass open. Needed to drain that one bad.

 

[MomentInTheSun]

Would’ve caused them to empty some seats if he drained that. But whatever. Legggggoooooo

 

[Fatz Geronimo]

PLEASE CHUMA DONT HURT EM

I typed that earlier but it didn’t post, so I’m just gonna go ahead and post it now preemptively before he drags his girthy hawg on these losers

 

[Van Gorstache]

Malik is the only boog without points, but that’s about to change. Need a spark.

My man. Now get some more Lik.

 

[DM8]

MALIK!!!!!!!

 

[DM8]

My gAUd their offense is such a train wreck. Holy shit we have got to win this thing.

 

[Denim Vest]

MALIK. JVON. LETS DO THIS

 

[Fatz Geronimo]

god I know those toothless fvcks hate Malik more than anyone on our squad... need him to give us 2-3 more highlights and keep them awake tossing and turning all night tonight

 

[MomentInTheSun]

Whatever. Think that should’ve been a shot clock violation

 

[DM8]

FVCK YES LEGGOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Fatz Geronimo]

PUT HIS ASS IN A BLENDER YOU BIG BEAUTIFUL BEAR

 

[MomentInTheSun]

Hell

Fuggin

Yeah

 

[DM8]

Shit. We can't turn the ball over and we can't foul these clowns. Their offense is total shit. Just take care of the ball and don't put them at the line and we got this.

 

[MomentInTheSun]

Why’d Jared take that shot

 

[MomentInTheSun]

Calm the fugg down. We got baby Avery in the game

 

[Denim Vest]

PUT HIS ASS IN A BLENDER YOU BIG BEAUTIFUL BEAR

Oh god yes.

 

[Fatz Geronimo]

Why’d Jared take that shot

Marlo tryin to body bag these cretins... the way we had it rolling I don’t hate it

 

[ShenaniganZ]

CHUMA

 

[DM8]

Gotta play mistake free ball. Do that and we got this. Their offense is so bad we will have to help them score to give them a shot to win.

 

[MomentInTheSun]

Marlo tryin to body bag these cretins... the way we had it rolling I don’t hate it

No reason to go nuts though when Avery Jr is in the court. For real

 

[DM8]

Marlo tryin to body bag these cretins... the way we had it rolling I don’t hate it

I don't mind him taking a quick 3, but that one was off balance. If he takes that shot, it needs to be in rhythm.

 

[Fatz Geronimo]

Chuma working on a smooth 15/13 right now... I’m on my knees 6 feet from the television, weeping openly in my living room right now

my dog is judging me but I don’t care

 

[fairfield35064]

CHUMA

He has single handedly kept us in this game.

 

[Slippin Jimmy]

Dr C will end up with 25 points if they keep trying to guard him with that chalkie