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OT: March Madness

Avery says the Nova defense isn’t good? the bams are just standing around?

jesus christ

Gus Malzahn thinks his crybaby ass is oblivious... your teams have had the same issues for 10 years... look in a fvcking mirror

I’m not gonna be happy with this one until someone puts that fat fvck Alex Reese in a blender
Fat loser with a nice airball there. Nova looking like UMBC in the 2nd.
 
Fat loser with a nice airball there. Nova looking like UMBC in the 2nd.

I’m not sure why I hate him so much... maybe the wispy beard? I’ve just hated his face since the first time I saw him, and wouldn’t like him if he was a boog but I’d bite my tongue

if I’m being honest though, a dude who plays 0 defense and just jogs from 3 point line to 3 point line and spots up should really be my hero
 
Really enjoying watching bama get their shit pushed in. If we make sweet 16 it will be even better.
 
I’m not sure why I hate him so much... maybe the wispy beard? I’ve just hated his face since the first time I saw him, and wouldn’t like him if he was a boog but I’d bite my tongue

if I’m being honest though, a dude who plays 0 defense and just jogs from 3 point line to 3 point line and spots up should really be my hero
I like to think if he was a Boog Bruce would have his fat ass in shape and he’d clean up the unfortanate facial hair. Still I’m gonna enjoy hating on him for the next few years.
 
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give me a goddamn break...

Avery talking about pressure?

and now we’re in full out Reggie Miller sucking Avery’s dick mode about taking this job to mold young men... not because he’s a terrible corch

you know things are going bad when the buddies in the media start defending you because they pity you for getting drilled a new asshole

and now little Avery - getting credit for playing so hard down 26

this is schadenfreude at its best
 
Jesus the Boogs are so in Avery’s head. Talking about messing up Boog brackets by beating VT good lord he shook.

he’s not good enough for the NBA and too soft for college “rivalries”... he just needs to find a nice studio gig where everyone will fake laugh at his fake enthusiasm, because this corching shit is not for him
 
The broadcast crew was just talking about it. Would love to hear the audio from Avery though. He been bringing up the Boogs for no reason all year.
Just like how shook he was when the media was questioning him after we waxed them this year. “Last I checked we beat them once and they’re still a good team”

Poor Tiny Tim
 
The broadcast crew was just talking about it. Would love to hear the audio from Avery though. He been bringing up the Boogs for no reason all year.
After landing Sexton and the Boogs getting Person'd, this was definitely supposed to be Avery's year. They came up with that stupid ass #buckleup hashtag and everything. Then the Boogs go on to win the SEC and Bama barely scrapes their way into the dance. It's obvious that he's been pretty butthurt about everything. Can't imagine how many people were expecting him to solidify their instate dominace this year and then have it crumble in front of him even with a weakened boog squad.
 
nice end to Sexton’s career... make a great one on one move in transition - score - then get a tech for talking shit down 24 - call another lottery pick that just dropped 20 on you in a half a “bitch” - then get pulled for a chalky from Cullman

the entire world saw this coming from the moment he signed... I hope they enjoyed their second round blowout... I guess beating us in the SECT was worth the money they paid for this squad
 
I’m not sure why I hate him so much... maybe the wispy beard? I’ve just hated his face since the first time I saw him, and wouldn’t like him if he was a boog but I’d bite my tongue

if I’m being honest though, a dude who plays 0 defense and just jogs from 3 point line to 3 point line and spots up should really be my hero

I just told a friend that if he outworked every single player in college basketball the next three years he MIGHT sniff the NBA. He’s like me. He can shoot against a zone. Can’t run. Can’t jump. Arc to arc!
 
I’m not convinced they won’t win more games without him next year. And I’m actually a big fan of his. Just a bizzaro situation that played out with a one and done and some semi solid college players. I felt Avery deserved the benefit of the doubt when he was hired. His leash now is tight. If he doesn’t win 20-23 next year, he’s probably in trouble, and deservedly so.
 
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I’m not convinced they won’t win more games without him next year. And I’m actually a big fan of his. Just a bizzaro situation that played out with a one and done and some semi solid college players. I felt Avery deserved the benefit of the doubt when he was hired. His leash now is tight. If he doesn’t win 20-23 next year, he’s probably in trouble, and deservedly so.
They’ll probably have another one and done in Watford. Mix that with an improved year 2 Petty, Reese, and Jones and they’ll be good.
 
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I’m not convinced they won’t win more games without him next year. And I’m actually a big fan of his. Just a bizzaro situation that played out with a one and done and some semi solid college players. I felt Avery deserved the benefit of the doubt when he was hired. His leash now is tight. If he doesn’t win 20-23 next year, he’s probably in trouble, and deservedly so.
I just don’t think Avery/ Ingram are good enough at the point even though they did win a couple games without Sexton. They got nobody that can get to the rim. Not a lot of shooters. I hope Hall bounces cause he’s a stud.
 
Help me out with Petty for Alabama.Did he play in high school like he does now for Bama.He seems to not play hard,not much emotion,and just seems to be going through the motions if that makes any sense?
 
Just in case anybody cares, Jay Wright is the second most handsome coach in college hoops for my money. And the very best dressed. Has a Bond feel looking from afar. Anyway, not much homo.
 
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Just in case anybody cares, Jay Wright is the second most handsome coach in college hoops for my money. And the very best dressed. Has a Bond feel looking from afar. Anyway, not much homo.

the only downside to the Retrievers running shit last night is it robbed us of 3-5 more games of Tony Bennett... he’s like a poor mans Jay Wright

if BRUCE were to ever leave, Jay Wright is the only corch masculine enough to fill his shoes and the only hire that would keep me from retiring from Auburn fandom forever
 
Help me out with Petty for Alabama.Did he play in high school like he does now for Bama.He seems to not play hard,not much emotion,and just seems to be going through the motions if that makes any sense?
I assume he played typical AAU ball. I thought he’d have a lot better handle and ability to get to the rim but he’s got none of that. Shit bricks all year on the road. He’s a mildly athletic 2/3 that jacks 3s and occasionally gets hot. Basically, he’s trash.

Jones is pretty decent. Great defender and can get in the lane even though he can’t shoot or handle it that great.
 
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