What’s the appropriate play: your buddy is married to an awesome lady
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On a scale of 1 to obliterated, he’s a solid 8.
Just say something but don’t force anything. I’d leave if it looked to be going anywhere
Leave. Bang his wife. Even Steven. Everyone has a good laugh about it in a few days.
A lot of ways to handle it, but keeping it to yourself is a must. No one likes a rat.
Let your boy get some ass. You might think she's awesome but to your friend she might be a psycho.
Well no shit.
That doesn’t mean I just stand idly by and let a good friend make dumb decisions when he’s fvcked up.
Update: I just left and said “love you, bro. Make good decisions tonight.”
What he heard, " love u, bro. Do what I would do and slay this beeyotch"
We are pretty tight. I’d never get in between a friend and some ass.
That said, where do you draw the line between being a good friend (when you’re both drunk) and being a cockblock?
I think protecting a marriage goes in front of a cockblock but he might be miserable so idk.
Then I leave the bar with him. He will thank you later. Prayers scent
Where I'm from, the cockblock is the lowest of the low, but by our definition, a cockblock is a POS that trims you out to steal yore trim. I can see how this would also be a definition of cockblock, but you did what you had to do. Warned him & GTF outta the way, so don't let it bother you and move on IMO
EDIT: I might be confusing the cockblock with the more dishonorable codblock
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I say you try and stop it, but I'm a softie. Cheating on your wife should be a sober decision.
Eh, I'd hope my good friends would consider stopping me from cheating on my awesome wife as something they'd have to keep me from doing while I'm blackout. Kinda like I'd hope they'd stop me from any other life ruining stuff (driving, etc.)
I'm torn on this one, gang. I think the level of inebriation definitely comes into play. I'd probably go with the offer to give him a ride home to the wife but if he decides he wants to stick around then he's a grown ass man that will have to accept the possible consequences of his actions.
Or you can split the middle and take him to the Asian massage parlor, since that's not really cheating.
Or you can split the middle and take him to the Asian massage parlor, since that's not really cheating.
Responses ITT remind me that my hard earned dollar are going to good use on THE GREG.
Hope the awesome wife doesn't catch a second hand std. That'd be a hell of a story to explain away.
@L I G E R
Do you know how it turned out? I need this.
Do you know how it turned out? I need this.
Well damn, I miss everything. I will agree that you may think she's awesome but ole boy might be miserable and not getting any. With that said, you should be more sober when deciding to cheat on someone. I hope he made good choices whatever that is for him. Perhaps he just wanted to feel wanted and then went home and had the sects with the wife, never know.
Tag team the hot woman at the bar. Then get your friend pasted out drunk and bang the wife.
then listen to
I realize it's too late but here would've been my advice:
1) Let the girl fawn all over your buddy. As a married guy, attention from the opposite sex is quite welcome and refreshing. Makes me feel like i still got it (well, hypothetically speaking because i never get attention from women)
2) Make up some bullshit reason as to why you need to exit, and such exit requires your buddy to come with you and "you'll call that girl later". Don't say anything to him about making mistakes or whatever because the drunk mind is irrational and you don't want to cause a scene. Then get him nice and full of 4th meal, pour a few more beers down his hatch then let him pass out/drop him off at home. The next day, he'll prolly realize how close he was to fvking up and might even thank you for helping him avoid a divorce.
1) Let the girl fawn all over your buddy. As a married guy, attention from the opposite sex is quite welcome and refreshing. Makes me feel like i still got it (well, hypothetically speaking because i never get attention from women)
2) Make up some bullshit reason as to why you need to exit, and such exit requires your buddy to come with you and "you'll call that girl later". Don't say anything to him about making mistakes or whatever because the drunk mind is irrational and you don't want to cause a scene. Then get him nice and full of 4th meal, pour a few more beers down his hatch then let him pass out/drop him off at home. The next day, he'll prolly realize how close he was to fvking up and might even thank you for helping him avoid a divorce.
LAFFED hard
Bump. With no response from @L I G E R, I'm thinking his homeboy ended up doing the wrong thing.
But what was the wrong thing? So many unknowns. Maybe the wife hangs out in truck stop restrooms and no one knows but the cuck buddy?
I'm extremely disappointed in Opie in that we've still not seen pics of wife or sloot.
For shame, Opie. For shame.
For shame, Opie. For shame.
I hope OP gets a flat with no spare. Pulls out his phone to call a tow and his phone dies. Way to Gus, OP.
I'm thinking OP may have been the "wife". NTTAWWTIYKWIMIMO
I hope @L I G E R gets a yeast infection and while on his weekly shopping spree at dollar general he finds out that they are out of vagisil.
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My buddy swears nothing happened the other night, that he left about 15 minutes after I did.
Still waiting for that rat DM that @Scalded Dog was a part of. I said a few things about people that I regret and have apologized to each on my own. I don't roll in the mud with pigs. I'm really tired of the DM Gate BS. There are multiple peeps in those threads ITT that smell worse. If anyone wants to PM me and see those I'd be happy to oblige....
Did he swear to God though?
Welp. This thread just got new life.
