"Alabama Derserves Moore". Truer words have never been spoken.
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"Alabama Derserves Moore". Truer words have never been spoken.
Rory Moah didn't want our little hick county going wet. Five years later, the schools, while not thriving, have taken in YUGE monies generated by sales, the DUI arrests have been cut in half, and alcohol incidents altogether have pretty much ceased. No one is having to drive 45 minutes sober, and 45 minutes back (while drinking) for spirits they are going to buy anyway. Wet/Dry votes were the only times you could get bootlegers and preachers on the same side. This was covered extensively in the local paper last week.Are we sure DOUG isn't breaking some sort of Alabama blasphemy laws with this platform?
dougjonesforsenate.com/priorities
I see no mention of the 10 Commandments, ramping up the War on Drugs, tearing down Jefferson's wall, interpreting the 2nd Amendment to mean citizens should be driving M1 Abrams down Main Street armed with nuclear/chemical/biological warheads or scrapping NASA and public education so the military can build a few more Raptors and MOABs before simultaneously invading North Korea and Iran.
Oh Doug. DOUG, for the sake of your health and that of your family, please remove this from your platform immediately.
The Tribunal of the Holy Office of the Alabama Inquisition doesn't believe in the internet, but if someone were to print this out and hand it to them...run. Run fast, Doug.
You know who else believes in science? Mexicans.
Taken in Huntsville by a court reporter colleague. Alabama taxpayer money at work. FFS at least hire someone competent enough to spell when getting your campaign bus outfitted.
"Alabama Deserves Moore". Truer words have never been spoken.
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"Alabama Derpserves Moore". Truer words have never been spoken.
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Goddamn. This DOUG is quite the RASCAL.EDIT: I missed the memo. This happened last week. Still, LOL
When you type in the misspelled URL it redirects to The Doug's website.
www.alabamaderservesmoore.com
That is quality tronz management.EDIT: I missed the memo. This happened last week. Still, LOL
When you type in the misspelled URL it redirects to The Doug's website.
www.alabamaderservesmoore.com
I'm telling you. Regardless of political affiliation I like the cut of that guy's jib.That is quality tronz management.
No worse than the morons who vote for him, really. Both are detrimental to civil society.Roy Moore is such a fuggin tool
Most off the time the holier than thou crowd are awful human beings.
I have been expecting something like this to come out on Moore eventually but thought it would be little boys. The guy is a scumbag.I am not a fan of his but something that happened in 1979 and is just coming to light is always questionable. The dude has been a public figure even if a bad one for the better part of 20 years. I just don't like "new" complaints that have zero ways of being corroborated or denied.
God bless Murica, unless you're poor, black, latino, gay, or believe in a different god.
Well some of us don't handle serpents, but I get where yore coming from. Sad, sad S(s)tate for this effer to get elected, but most of the folks I vote for never do anyways. But I keep on voting. I can't win at sports or politics, but I can keep winning at life. I gotta quit worrying about stuff that I can't control, and really has no influence on my personal life.
THE MAN'S A SAINTMoore said he always asked the girls mothers when it was appropriate to do so given their age. But of course the liberal media isn’t mentioning that.
I wouldn’t go that far, but getting the approval from the mother before asking a 14 year old out, well if that’s not the mark of a gentleman the. I don’t know what is.THE MAN'S A SAINT
Moore and his supporters are the scum of the earth. And yes, I'd love to bury him.
That's not true at all you dang liberal atheist.Most off the time the holier than thou crowd are awful human beings.
Dang. I like the crazy lady talking about fake news. That'll teach the liberal mediots to stop treading on my lovely state.
They’re all totally crazy. The blind loyalty is so bizarre. The fat guy literally asked the press “what’d he do?” Well, thats exactly what the press wants to ask Moore himself you dingus.Dang. I like the crazy lady talking about fake news. That'll teach the liberal mediots to stop treading on my lovely state.
Edit: is the crazy lady his press secretary?
This world. Dang.
It makes me very sad.They’re all totally crazy. The blind loyalty is so bizarre. The fat guy literally asked the press “what’s he do?” Well, thats exactly what the press wants to ask Moore himself you dingus.